i shot some of my guns, went to a cookout, got semi-drunk, watched fireworks, went to bed.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e4b11]i shot some of my guns, went to a cookout, got semi-drunk, watched fireworks, went to bed.[/quote:e4b11]
and got laid

i had sex with a local negro servant

its what Washington would have wanted

White Rabbi! happy:

drank and smoked from 11a to 1a beer: rock:
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we destroyed a lot unfortunately, multiple holes in the wall, 2nd floor window is gone, broken golf club, someones bike got thrown against a house, it was hilarious...i feel bad for the kids at this house im subletting whose names are on the lease

for actual july 4, we went to a party, unfortunately no pics but there were some pretty hot girls there

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[quote=CoMaToSe]........
wow[/quote:a5b1a]
I lol'ed. I love it how you seem to talk alot about doing stuff with girls/ect yet you are a huge fucking nerd, literally.

As for what I did.....
Beach Party the Saturday before. Tons of hot chicks drunk + tits + jet sking + swimming + fireworks.

Then yesterday I spent most of the day jet sking and getting jumped on by 2 girls.

[quote=Hawke]I lol'ed. I love it how you seem to talk alot about doing stuff with girls/ect yet you are a huge fucking nerd, literally.

As for what I did.....
Beach Party the Saturday before. Tons of hot chicks drunk + tits + jet sking + swimming + fireworks.

Then yesterday I spent most of the day jet sking and getting jumped on by 2 girls.[/quote:d248e] worthlesswithoutpics:

[quote=Hawke]I lol'ed. I love it how you seem to talk alot about doing stuff with girls/ect yet you are a huge fucking nerd, literally.

As for what I did.....
Beach Party the Saturday before. Tons of hot chicks drunk + tits + jet sking + swimming + fireworks.

Then yesterday I spent most of the day jet sking and getting jumped on by 2 girls.[/quote:bdad6]

Yeah, I called BS.

[quote=Hawke]I lol'ed. I love it how you seem to talk alot about doing stuff with girls/ect yet you are a huge fucking nerd, literally.

As for what I did.....
Beach Party the Saturday before. Tons of hot chicks drunk + tits + jet sking + swimming + fireworks.

Then yesterday I spent most of the day jet sking and getting jumped on by 2 girls.[/quote:d1ded]

OMG NERDS DONT CONSORT WITH THE FEMALE ELEMENT!!

Get over your outdated social archetypes. There are no clicques where I live. There just arent enough in our little community. Also, in my experience, only nerds who are ashamed/self concious about their nerdiness have social issues. I have no such limitations, what interests me interests me and no one should be ashamed of that.

Plus, I attached myself to cool people early on, so I do have involvement with girls. Very rarely is any of it of a sexual nature. I did not have any sexual involvement with the girl who's bra I opened one handed.

Also, bravo, you called me 'huge'. Welcome to bandwagon land, population: unoriginal people everywhere. I dont care that Im obese. Its who I am. I have been working at changing it for personal health, not because of images of what a man should look like in calvin klein catalogues. Although it saddens me when people mock anybody when tryingto improve themselves. Best example from personal experience are the elitist assholes in gyms who watch and laugh at the fat kid on the treadmill. It only makes that person want to hide, and discourages them from continuing. I was one of the few who was unperturbed and slogged on. I have lost 97 pounds since last June, and anyone who wants to mock that, go right on ahead. I dont care.

Also, noone here really has the right to call anyone else here a nerd. Its a fucking internet forum, get over yourselves.

*CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*

It's one thing to be friends with girls/socialize with them. Its a different thing to say "i took her bra off one handed" or "i put my hand down her pants".

Also, I don't just go around making fun of fat people. I only make fun of the ones that claim they take off girls bras or put their hands down her pants.

congradulations asshat, you saw some 13 year old's tits.

You both suck just as much cock as the other - Any you're both just as nerdy.
There. Settled.
LOL @ bragging about how many females you know - its really not that cool when you have to tell people about chicks instead of having the confidence in your abilities to let people just assume you get ass.

Fucking virgins.

dude, they are just kids. having an alter-ego on the internet is everything to them.