this is a good thread

second night in a row im high out of my mind

check it out

my ex gf amanda first love almost got attacked by a rapist recently, he was caught yesterday

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_209161125.html

last night i took this girl i been dating out to the most expensive dinner i have ever paid almost $90...wonderful night

i dont know if i could afford that, but i cant resist when im around this new girl, i met her just after being miserable amanda was dating a massive tool

im going home to work try and make some money back, it could turn out big and finance my new airsoft gun, an upgraded ca33, one of the best out there...

still pissed about not being 21 and watching all my friends go to the bar....3 months or so til thats over

i have been smoking the dopest purple haze and a sour diesel-haze hybrid, i might have access to a hydroponic kit, all i need are seeds.




what do you guys think?

umm, you'll probaly be dead before age 21 so i'd go ahead and get back with that chick.

If you layed out all of the streets and concrete of America in one large area, how big would it be? The size of Texas? The size of Texas and California put together?

I'd say Alaska.

My cock

[quote="Jin-Roh":36218]My cock is tiny![/quote:36218]

cool:

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and nothing is better than love,

then bread is better than love?

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why does one game of soccer make me feel the next morning like I was run over by a steamroller?

lol @ snatcher cat.

i was pissing one time in a urinal and the splash back coated my entire front in piss. i didnt notice until 5 mins later

Why is it that I pay for cable television and still get commercials on the cable channels?