[quote=CoMaToSe]Never gotten laid. Had 3 sexual encounters in my entire life. No coitus. What is it with kids and thinking sex is only peepee go in box?[/quote:039de]

bullshit youve had a "Sexual encounter"

[quote=lasagna]bullshit youve had a "Sexual encounter"[/quote:e27f8]
Your absolutely right. 3

fuck a shoe.

[quote=CoMaToSe]Your absolutely right. 3[/quote:75f70]

One great thing about the internet, is that nerds can come online and lie about their lives to make themselves feel better about them.

The problem here is that we know coma a bit too well. We know for the most part he is totally full of shit.

the day comatose has a sexual encounter is the day a girl finds duffy attractive.

Girls have, but all I get is fat chicks

[quote="Simo Häyhä":59eba]the day comatose has a sexual encounter is the day a girl finds duffy attractive.[/quote:59eba]

Yeah, and the Cubs will win the World Series this year !! oOo:

lol...well i don't know...I just think it's wrong to bang a friends (and im talking close friends) ex girlfriend.

Anyways coma...why lie? Like if I said I had a foursome with 3 hot models last night...no one would believe me...the same way if you said a girl even looked at you with some sexual interest...we'd fucking die from laughter.

....

Please dont ever lump me in the same group as you again.

My group had standards which you do not meet.

Do you have to be under 100 pounds in weight?

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":cbe7f]Do you have to be under 100 pounds in weight?[/quote:cbe7f]
do I have to pretend to like gangsta rap and be all ghetto an shizz?

[quote=CoMaToSe]do I have to pretend to like gangsta rap and be all ghetto an shizz?[/quote:aca93]

why why why why why aren't you banned yet? Stop fucking posting in here. nobody appreciates your life.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2cad2]Do you have to be under 100 pounds in weight?[/quote:2cad2]

You just need to be sexy.