granted, but you have to clean the shit off of its balls every time it takes a dump.


I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb.

granted, but now you have no one.

I wish I knew where Judas went.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e3e3e]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:e3e3e]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy

[quote="Eight Ace":8f8be][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f8be]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:8f8be]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:8f8be]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.

[quote=Whatada][quote="Eight Ace":76263]Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:76263]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:76263]

granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now

[quote=Pyro][quote=Whatada]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:b3b63]

granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:b3b63]

*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me

[quote=Milla][quote=Pyro]granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:e5a0e]

*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:e5a0e]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.

[quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:73284]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.[/quote:73284]

Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.

I wish my debt was gone

[quote=Nyck][quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.[/quote:f8e2f]

Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.

I wish my debt was gone[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but repomen took all your shit.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock

I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once

Granted but each one has 34 years worth of smegma build up that you have to first personally clean with your tongue only.

I wish for peace in the world

granted, but now the world is overpopulated and the AIDS is rampant

I wish I had more posts.

[quote="TGB!":1aab2]Granted but they're on another fucking forum.

I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.[/quote:1aab2]

Granted, but unfortunately for you, Nyck won

I wish i made $250k a year without leaving the house