But we did.


Next time I see a spider I'm gonna throw sand on it to make it hiss.

[quote:16a20]So you get big spiders like that a lot in australia?[/quote:16a20]

Yeah, big pricks like that all the time. I'm scared of them but I'm getting used to the fact that all I need to do is wallop them nice and hard or use the insect killer and they are permanently out of the picture. I've had them crawl up my leg, crawl up arm, jump on my head, bitten twice......meh, the only spider I'm utterly fucking scared shitless of is one that is about the size of a 10 cent piece in Australia which is roughly the same size as a quarter in the states. It's called the White-tailed spider and when bitten your flesh just basically bruises and festers, rots....Thats the only spider I'm truly scared of, those funnel webs and trapdoors, meh, anti-venom will fix that, there aint no cure for that little "size of your thumb" bastard, not that I've heard of anyway.

spiders are made to jack you off when you're not able to use your hands

Yeah, we get them here also. Little bastards.

[img]http://www.wch.sa.gov.au/paedm/clintox/lampona.jpg[/img]

Thats why i like living in Canada.

Its too fuggin cold here for spiders to survive.

Toronto is fucking HOT!...guy even our winters are nt that cold anymore

[quote="Wolf-Man":b449f]Yeah, we get them here also. Little bastards.

[img]http://www.wch.sa.gov.au/paedm/clintox/lampona.jpg[/img][/quote:b449f]

Heh, ummm "we get them here also" ?? I'm from Australia if you didnt realise oOo:

You're from QLD, I'm NSW. Its like a whole different planet happy:

Dude, its not fucking HOT in the winter time. It may be mild, but its still not hot enough to have spiders living there.

the hot part was meant for summers...yet the winters is not as cold as they used to be

I hate spiders too. They are like the thing I was always afraid of. hake:

Dude, I was golfing in BC once and I went to tee off on the 6th I believe and there was a fuckin snake there. It jumped and wiggled away a bit and I fuckin took off. I must have jumped 10 feet. More than any white man could ever jump. I started chasing it around and talking "Australian" like the crocidile hunter.

I was saying like "crikey" and shit. It was great.

Good times.

You must have taken home a girl that day, for sure.

[quote="Wolf-Man":500f7]You're from QLD, I'm NSW. Its like a whole different planet happy:[/quote:500f7]

LOL biggrin:

[quote=BallisticWookie]LOL biggrin:[/quote:f4ff4]

i used to be in a place in NSW that backed onto some nastyass rainforest shit. we had at least one huntsman to kill every night inside the house. ended up the walls had bloodstains on them everywhere. even find friggin prey mantis in your washing the bastards. you wanna freak out find one of them fuckers next to your jox.

biggest spider i spotted was one running across the road and its body was about the size of a packet of smokes i shit you not. the little fucker had legs flyin everywhere gettin across that road.

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