I knew I saw him somewhere before.

ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating happy:

And what nein said. Join the army/ navy/ air force. Just not my beloved Corps. Because with that attitude, trust me, you will be labeled a shitbag and every unit you goto will treat you like complete shit, trust me, ive seen guys get made fun of, and have to pull duty back to back to back and they hate life so much they are willing to do anything to get out of the Corps. And you will committ suicide or jump ship and run to canada, but they might throw you out too.

you got that damn right

eek: biggrin:

You love pointing out weird shit in my posts dont you happy:

or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":95a16]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:95a16]

Jimmy, you'll get your act together when you decide to GIT THE FUCKIN FINGUR OOT! The only person/thing that can change Jimmy.....IS JIMMY!!!!!!

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":f5197]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:f5197]
or you can do it yourself since your an adult.


9 pages...lock

jimmy your an idiot.

i think that pretty much sums it up

5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand.
Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":55ae2][quote="Jimmy Paterson":55ae2]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:55ae2]
or you can do it yourself since your an adult.


9 pages...lock[/quote:55ae2]

lol if he needs the marines to help him do some chores oOo:

and no lock, this is a hall of fame thread

happy:

Join the Marines so Milla can eventually be your platoon leader.

Milla: "Paterson, on me. I need you to sweep this road for mines using only this hammer and a magnet. GO!"

rock:

[quote="Mr_Gl@ss":e91a7]5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand.
Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.[/quote:e91a7]


Zalman!!!

rofl

im hoping to go to mcrd san diego

haha this is the best thread in a while.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":eab11]Put a bin liner over your head and jump into the nearest canal.[/quote:eab11]

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":cc239]im hoping to go to mcrd san diego

haha this is the best thread in a while.[/quote:cc239]

You cant qualify your own thread as a good thread. To you, we turned it into a good thread.

You wont make it in the Marines.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":186df]we turned it into a good thread.[/quote:186df]

ok whatever, its still a good thread.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1bbeb][quote="Mr_Gl@ss":1bbeb]5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand.
Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.[/quote:1bbeb]


Zalman!!![/quote:1bbeb]

are u watching me?.....


/puts pants back on

Jimmy, I just checked my PMs and you still haven't sent me your Moms e-mail. I can't hold this prank much longer.

biggrin:

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":c87fe][quote="Sgt. Paine":c87fe]we turned it into a good thread.[/quote:c87fe]

ok whatever, its still a good thread.[/quote:c87fe]

a good thread making fun of you. how can you specifically consider that a good thread?

[quote=anti][quote="Jimmy Paterson":153ed]ok whatever, its still a good thread.[/quote:153ed]

a good thread making fun of you. how can you specifically consider that a good thread?[/quote:153ed]

this is the only attention jimmy gets by the sounds of it

J-MONEY
J-BOMB
J-UNIT
J-DAWG
J-SHOE
J-LUVVA
J-NIGGA

PRIVATE PATTERSON REPORT TO THE MESS HALL AT 1600 FOR DISH DUTY

BUT DRILL SARGEEEEEENNNTTTTTTTTT IM TRYING TO GAIN ANOTHER HONOR RANK ON ARmy Ops

[quote=TonyMontana][quote=anti]a good thread making fun of you. how can you specifically consider that a good thread?[/quote:d8780]

this is the only attention jimmy gets by the sounds of it[/quote:d8780]lol. this thread is ok. not nearly the kind of gold from that thread from arkan where everyone had their way with anita_head.

oOo:

...

zzz

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":dcbb4]im hoping to go to mcrd san diego[/quote:dcbb4]

sleeping:

She can't answer her e-mails at the moment, she's got my cock in her ass !!

it amazes me how long this thread has lasted...

lmao

no im not giving out my moms email, cause you guys would sign her up for porn and what not, pluss you would tell her that im using this computer

This lad is astute. Bumsecks please?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":61d2b]no im not giving out my moms email, cause you guys would sign her up for porn and what not, pluss you would tell her that im using this computer[/quote:61d2b]

ahaha you're one messed up kid

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":9dbf9]no im not giving out my moms email, cause you guys would sign her up for porn and what not, pluss you would tell her that im using this computer[/quote:9dbf9]

LOL god you are sad

Go and do something productive, like give your life some meaning by committing suicide in the most humorous way possible.

[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/suicide.gif[/img]

LMAO

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