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tomxtr 12-12-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Thats not him you n00b. Thats the

Netwar-LanParty.com gamefixx 2003 prizewinner_mohaa

I knew I saw him somewhere before.

Milla 12-13-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.

ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating happy:

And what nein said. Join the army/ navy/ air force. Just not my beloved Corps. Because with that attitude, trust me, you will be labeled a shitbag and every unit you goto will treat you like complete shit, trust me, ive seen guys get made fun of, and have to pull duty back to back to back and they hate life so much they are willing to do anything to get out of the Corps. And you will committ suicide or jump ship and run to canada, but they might throw you out too.

TonyMontana 12-13-2005 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.

ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating happy:

And what nein said. Join the army/ navy/ air force. Just not my beloved Corps. Because with that attitude, trust me, you will be laveled a shitbag and every unit you goto will treat you like a complete asshole, and you will committ suicide or jump ship and run to canada, but they might throw you out too.

you got that damn right

Coleman 12-13-2005 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating happy:

eek: biggrin:

Milla 12-13-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating happy:

eek: biggrin:

You love pointing out weird shit in my posts dont you happy:

Jimmy Paterson 12-13-2005 01:37 PM

or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?

Mr.Buttocks 12-13-2005 02:04 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":95a16]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:95a16]

Jimmy, you'll get your act together when you decide to GIT THE FUCKIN FINGUR OOT! The only person/thing that can change Jimmy.....IS JIMMY!!!!!!

Sgt. Paine 12-13-2005 02:06 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":f5197]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:f5197]
or you can do it yourself since your an adult.


9 pages...lock

Himmler 12-13-2005 02:08 PM

jimmy your an idiot.

i think that pretty much sums it up

Mr_Gl@ss 12-13-2005 02:08 PM

5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand.
Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.

TonyMontana 12-13-2005 02:08 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":55ae2][quote="Jimmy Paterson":55ae2]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:55ae2]
or you can do it yourself since your an adult.


9 pages...lock[/quote:55ae2]

lol if he needs the marines to help him do some chores oOo:

and no lock, this is a hall of fame thread

Zoner 12-13-2005 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
and no lock, this is a hall of fame thread

happy:

Join the Marines so Milla can eventually be your platoon leader.

Milla: "Paterson, on me. I need you to sweep this road for mines using only this hammer and a magnet. GO!"

Jin-Roh 12-13-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
and no lock, this is a hall of fame thread

happy:

Join the Marines so Milla can eventually be your platoon leader.

Milla: "Paterson, on me. I need you to sweep this road for mines using only this hammer and a magnet. GO!"

rock:

Mr.Buttocks 12-13-2005 03:38 PM

[quote="Mr_Gl@ss":e91a7]5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand.
Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.[/quote:e91a7]


Zalman!!!

Akuma 12-13-2005 03:38 PM

rofl

Jimmy Paterson 12-13-2005 03:44 PM

im hoping to go to mcrd san diego

haha this is the best thread in a while.

Judas 12-13-2005 03:44 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":eab11]Put a bin liner over your head and jump into the nearest canal.[/quote:eab11]

Sgt. Paine 12-13-2005 03:48 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":cc239]im hoping to go to mcrd san diego

haha this is the best thread in a while.[/quote:cc239]

You cant qualify your own thread as a good thread. To you, we turned it into a good thread.

Stammer 12-13-2005 03:56 PM

You wont make it in the Marines.

Jimmy Paterson 12-13-2005 04:03 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":186df]we turned it into a good thread.[/quote:186df]

ok whatever, its still a good thread.

Mr_Gl@ss 12-13-2005 04:14 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1bbeb][quote="Mr_Gl@ss":1bbeb]5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand.
Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.[/quote:1bbeb]


Zalman!!![/quote:1bbeb]

are u watching me?.....


/puts pants back on

Johnj 12-13-2005 04:16 PM

Jimmy, I just checked my PMs and you still haven't sent me your Moms e-mail. I can't hold this prank much longer.

biggrin:

anti 12-13-2005 04:55 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":c87fe][quote="Sgt. Paine":c87fe]we turned it into a good thread.[/quote:c87fe]

ok whatever, its still a good thread.[/quote:c87fe]

a good thread making fun of you. how can you specifically consider that a good thread?

TonyMontana 12-13-2005 05:01 PM

[quote=anti][quote="Jimmy Paterson":153ed]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt. Paine":153ed
we turned it into a good thread.

ok whatever, its still a good thread.[/quote:153ed]

a good thread making fun of you. how can you specifically consider that a good thread?[/quote:153ed]

this is the only attention jimmy gets by the sounds of it

Mr.Buttocks 12-13-2005 05:07 PM

J-MONEY
J-BOMB
J-UNIT
J-DAWG
J-SHOE
J-LUVVA
J-NIGGA

Nyck 12-13-2005 05:21 PM

PRIVATE PATTERSON REPORT TO THE MESS HALL AT 1600 FOR DISH DUTY

BUT DRILL SARGEEEEEENNNTTTTTTTTT IM TRYING TO GAIN ANOTHER HONOR RANK ON ARmy Ops

Michael 12-13-2005 05:24 PM

[quote=TonyMontana][quote=anti]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":d8780
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt. Paine":d8780
we turned it into a good thread.

ok whatever, its still a good thread.

a good thread making fun of you. how can you specifically consider that a good thread?[/quote:d8780]

this is the only attention jimmy gets by the sounds of it[/quote:d8780]lol. this thread is ok. not nearly the kind of gold from that thread from arkan where everyone had their way with anita_head.

Machette 12-13-2005 06:26 PM

oOo:

Tripper 12-13-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
oOo:

...

zzz

Milla 12-13-2005 06:42 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":dcbb4]im hoping to go to mcrd san diego[/quote:dcbb4]

sleeping:

Arkan 12-14-2005 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Jimmy, I just checked my PMs and you still haven't sent me your Moms e-mail. I can't hold this prank much longer.

biggrin:

She can't answer her e-mails at the moment, she's got my cock in her ass !!

Forte 12-14-2005 10:00 AM

it amazes me how long this thread has lasted...

Michael 12-14-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Jimmy, I just checked my PMs and you still haven't sent me your Moms e-mail. I can't hold this prank much longer.

biggrin:

She can't answer her e-mails at the moment, she's got my cock in her ass !!

lmao

Jimmy Paterson 12-14-2005 07:09 PM

no im not giving out my moms email, cause you guys would sign her up for porn and what not, pluss you would tell her that im using this computer

Whatada 12-14-2005 07:11 PM

This lad is astute. Bumsecks please?

TonyMontana 12-14-2005 07:20 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":61d2b]no im not giving out my moms email, cause you guys would sign her up for porn and what not, pluss you would tell her that im using this computer[/quote:61d2b]

ahaha you're one messed up kid

Nyck 12-14-2005 07:21 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":9dbf9]no im not giving out my moms email, cause you guys would sign her up for porn and what not, pluss you would tell her that im using this computer[/quote:9dbf9]

LOL god you are sad

strvs 12-14-2005 07:21 PM

Go and do something productive, like give your life some meaning by committing suicide in the most humorous way possible.

Nyck 12-14-2005 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
Go and do something productive, like give your life some meaning by committing suicide in the most humorous way possible.

[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/suicide.gif[/img]

tomxtr 12-14-2005 07:27 PM

LMAO

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