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gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:37 PM

coleman, her teeth are midly large but nowhere near the level of mr f'n ed.

Jin-Roh 06-14-2006 05:39 PM

she has big saggy tits

Himmler 06-14-2006 05:53 PM

eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek:

Tripper 06-15-2006 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

anti 06-15-2006 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

have you peed on that bitch yet?

Jin-Roh 06-15-2006 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

have you peed on that bitch yet?

eek:

Tripper 06-15-2006 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

have you peed on that bitch yet?

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

have you peed on that bitch yet?

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.

buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:

Tripper 06-15-2006 04:52 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by "gtboys34":9b289
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

have you peed on that bitch yet?

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.

buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:9b289]

Wot happnd?

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 05:00 PM

[quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by "Tripper":dee36
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Originally Posted by "gtboys34":dee36
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.

have you peed on that bitch yet?

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.

buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:dee36]

Wot happnd?[/quote:dee36]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery

Nyck 06-15-2006 05:41 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote="anti":964e2][quote="Tripper":964e2][quote="gtboys34":964e2]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:964e2]

Wot happnd?[/quote:964e2]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:964e2]

Bullshit
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]

Nyck 06-15-2006 05:42 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote="anti":f6dff][quote="Tripper":f6dff][quote="gtboys34":f6dff]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:f6dff]

Wot happnd?[/quote:f6dff]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:f6dff]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.


CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 05:43 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":0ec00][quote="anti":0ec00][quote="Tripper":0ec00][quote="gtboys34":0ec00]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:0ec00]

Wot happnd?[/quote:0ec00]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:0ec00]

Bullshit
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url][/quote:0ec00]
bwahahah, Id forgotten about that happy:

geRV 06-15-2006 05:43 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":8de8e][quote="anti":8de8e][quote="Tripper":8de8e][quote="gtboys34":8de8e]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:8de8e]

Wot happnd?[/quote:8de8e]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:8de8e]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.

[/quote:8de8e]

Well that was oOo: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/jerkit5qz.gif[/img]

Himmler 06-15-2006 06:50 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":1ff69][quote="anti":1ff69][quote="Tripper":1ff69][quote="gtboys34":1ff69]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:1ff69]

Wot happnd?[/quote:1ff69]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:1ff69]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.

[/quote:1ff69]wow dude what the fuck.

Tripper 06-15-2006 06:57 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":06a2a][quote="anti":06a2a][quote="Tripper":06a2a][quote="gtboys34":06a2a]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:06a2a]

Wot happnd?[/quote:06a2a]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:06a2a]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.

[/quote:06a2a]

LOL Coma you sick fat fuck.

Coleman 06-15-2006 06:58 PM

cry:

gtboys34 06-15-2006 08:29 PM

..his kids are gonna come out in a coma with 6 toes on each foot

Sirus 06-15-2006 10:33 PM

wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes

anti 06-15-2006 11:08 PM

Johnny 5 says "Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower."
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/7.jpg[/img]

Coleman 06-15-2006 11:21 PM

[img]http://www.johnny-five.com/simplenet/Shortcircuit/Pics/Litlepics/Characters/Instantousappearence.jpg[/img]

Tripper 06-16-2006 12:35 AM

JOHNNYFIVEALIVE

06-16-2006 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes

we wont accept him, you keep him.

Eight Ace 06-16-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes

we wont accept him, you keep him.

but if you wear a condom, Comatose will suckle on your penis.

06-16-2006 01:19 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":b932c]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes

we wont accept him, you keep him.

but if you wear a condom, Comatose will suckle on your penis.[/quote:b932c]

id rather him just put the condom on a banana and suck on that for a while.

Simo Häyhä 06-16-2006 02:34 AM

I'll pay someone 20 dollars to mail their fæces to coma

CoMaToSe 06-16-2006 02:44 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c11a0]I'll pay someone 20 dollars to mail their fæces to coma[/quote:c11a0]
nobody knows my address beyond 'germany... middle of nowhere'


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