angel:

The one on the left has my vaginal secretions quite copious right now.

[img]http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/117/0731062melmug1ay8.jpg[/img]

^^^DAMN JUICE

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Sean Smith: Smurfette?

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?

Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.

Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":69a80][img]http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/117/0731062melmug1ay8.jpg[/img][/quote:69a80]

he got a DUI

[url="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/28/gibson.dui/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html[/url]

you have been targeted for termination

[img]http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviesetc/terminator.jpg[/img]

he should have gotten out of it with some of his famous eye acting, a eye bulging here,
an insanely hurt eye rolling there rolleyes: ...anyway at least everyone knows what the jerk really thinks
...in vino veritas.

[quote=harpua][quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d048][img]http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/117/0731062melmug1ay8.jpg[/img][/quote]

he got a DUI

[url="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/28/gibson.dui/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html[/url][/quote:2d048]BURNING JEWS

http://www.heebmagazine.com/

[img]http://www.jossip.com/gossip/200511-heebsilverman.jpg[/img]

NO HEEBS

I would like to here the rubuttal for the arguement "All the wars are started by the Jews"

Truth = rock:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/i-am- ... 68324.html

'Gibson said he was not an anti-Semite and was in the process
of attempting to discover where his "vicious words" came from.

"I am in the process of understanding where those vicious words came from
during that drunken display, and I am asking the Jewish community, whom
I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery.'

biggrin: oh puleeze...

I can just see the eyes tearing up, rolling dramaticaly hither and yon...oh boo hoo!

I saw gtboys at mcdonalds today
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?c ... mugged.wmv

i would've shot him in the head. i hate c****** (jk)

the media is really blowing this up more than ever. Guess since toms baby hasn't been seen yet, they have to find something to keep the public (and themselves) entertained

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yeh, poop, how about that stuff eh? oOo:

LOOL @ hasidic sheet-sex.

That guy must have been buying from the dollar menu with only $2

I would say he was using his debit card, but I've never walked into a McDonald's that actually had their debit system working. oOo:

[quote="Black Dude":9b433]i would've shot him in the head. i hate c****** (jk)[/quote:9b433]

LOL

she makes my dingaling hurt


[img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/hotjew.jpg[/img]

running 2 miles in 110 degree heat index = hell.

soccer

I will garrotte all of you!

i'd poke it

youd poke anything with 2 legs....and atleast one head

wouldn't poke you hake:

thank you GOD!!! and y do you think i said with atleast 1 head???

i wouldn't poke you, cause your one ugly mofo

so long as you dont poke me i dont give a shit how ugly you think i am

gosh, you don't have to return the poke, you can just click "hide poke"

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":5e100]gosh, you don't have to return the poke, you can just click "hide poke"[/quote:5e100]

i'd poke you happy: