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mikecs18 08-03-2001 06:37 AM

NO!

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 07:20 AM

Lol, every seen that scene in the godfather where Sonny get's whacked?
Every person in 2015 is gonna get that if that is true lol

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 09:21 AM

"this is a message from don corleone." *sets bulls head in a 2015 employees bed*

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 09:38 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mikecs18:
"this is a message from don corleone." *sets bulls head in a 2015 employees bed*

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you might not understand this unless you've seen the movie.

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BallisticWookie 08-03-2001 09:57 AM

Maybe I went a bit over the top, cats are OK from now and then, but they are still a menace to the wildlife here in Australia. If their domesticated, desexed and kept on a leash then their fine.

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Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to War and my fingers to fight.

Von Paulus 08-03-2001 10:05 AM

HEY, HEY!!!!

The only real way to kill an Aussie Pig-Eating, Horse-maiming, Beer-Drinking, Bush Cat is a sledgehammer between the eyes...

mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Von Paulus:
HEY, HEY!!!!

The only real way to kill an Aussie Pig-Eating, Horse-maiming, Beer-Drinking, Bush Cat is a sledgehammer between the eyes...
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so you can hunt cat there?

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:18 AM

*Sigh*
Don't force me to make another cat joke

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:21 AM

albow, when you shot you cat where did you hit it?

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Von Paulus 08-03-2001 10:23 AM

Nope, I was being sarcastic http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif Probably the best firearm were allowed now is an slug gun, Damn Government!!! That means WW2 Re-enactors can't even have M1's... *sniff*

mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:25 AM

is it a single shot slug gun?

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:29 AM

Right in the goddamn head, hehe.
That cat had it coming. If you didnt wake up at like, 4 ni the morning to do god knows what it wanted, it would shit in your bed and sit there hissing at the shit.
It's dead now, it never quite regained it's memory. It used to walk into walls, hehe!

"Winston, go get the mouse!"
Mreorwwwwwww!
padapadapadapada THUMP!!!
"hehehehe"

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
Right in the goddamn head, hehe.
That cat had it coming. If you didnt wake up at like, 4 ni the morning to do god knows what it wanted, it would shit in your bed and sit there hissing at the shit.
It's dead now, it never quite regained it's memory. It used to walk into walls, hehe!

"Winston, go get the mouse!"
Mreorwwwwwww!
padapadapadapada THUMP!!!
"hehehehe"

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Is it really dead? omg you killed kitty, you bastards!

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:33 AM

Yes mike, i killed it. It was going to be the next Hitler, of cats. YOU HEARD ME!
Hey, if this thread goes on for 11 pages, we will have the record longest thread, and it wont be centred around fighting!

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:34 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
Yes mike, i killed it. It was going to be the next Hitler, of cats. YOU HEARD ME!
Hey, if this thread goes on for 11 pages, we will have the record longest thread, and it wont be centred around fighting!

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That'd be cool!

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Shroom 08-03-2001 10:35 AM

Lets do it boyz (no not in that sick minded way) the peacefull 11 page thread here we come!

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:36 AM

Quick, we need to keep going on. Something about MOHAA needs to be mentioned in this thread, so it dont get removed.
Ummmmmmm, ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmmmmmm.
In 1st grade in the christmas assembly in front of the whole school, Mike crapped his pants. I saw the video. It was funny as hell.
There. That covers MOHAA
hmmmmm

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shroom:
Lets do it boyz (no not in that sick minded way) the peacefull 11 page thread here we come!

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we'd get alot of posts doing it too. lets do it.

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:41 AM

Quick, here is the drill. Everyone write fifty words, exactly, about why you love MOHAA. No less than and no more than 50 words. Then, post it in this thread. Everyone is invited.
Plus, extra points if you manage to work "Punchin' the Munchkin" in there somewhere!!! serious

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
Quick, we need to keep going on. Something about MOHAA needs to be mentioned in this thread, so it dont get removed.
Ummmmmmm, ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmmmmmm.
In 1st grade in the christmas assembly in front of the whole school, Mike crapped his pants. I saw the video. It was funny as hell.
There. That covers MOHAA
hmmmmm

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are you sure you shot the cat and not youself? because I remember that was you. then after you shit yourself you took your pants off and ran out crying.


j/k

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:42 AM

Hey, for christ's sake, you shoulda seen the Santa they had there!
ROFL, j/k It wasn't me!

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Von Paulus 08-03-2001 10:43 AM

There was this aid for a disabled girl at our school and she was teaching all the kids sign language and she asked this little kid called Robert to come up and stand with her, he cracked a major boner in front of the whole school then shuved his hands down his pants, It was so funny, then, he had to go to the toilet, and he was running for the door, and everyone was yelling "run Robert, run!!" Then he tripped and pissed allover the floor...

mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Von Paulus:
There was this aid for a disabled girl at our school and she was teaching all the kids sign language and she asked this little kid called Robert to come up and stand with her, he cracked a major boner in front of the whole school then shuved his hands down his pants, It was so funny, then, he had to go to the toilet, and he was running for the door, and everyone was yelling "run Robert, run!!" Then he tripped and pissed allover the floor...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

poor kid.

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:45 AM

I love Medal of Honor Allied Assault because of many major points. IT rocks, it's graphics rock, it's models rock, everything about it owns. Just watching the videos makes me want to be punchin' the munchkin right here in my chair. God bless you 2015, you are the best ever.

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Shroom 08-03-2001 10:46 AM

Hey guyz i saw this movie with Powell Punchin' the Munchkin Jerries with his bare ass checkes or was that a porno movie humm! Well anyways she was moaning all over the jerries when the Atomic Bomb was Deleperaly attacked on December 6th 1944. Rossevelt commented I didnt not have sexual realtionship with that woman but that man over there! Hail Hitler said that man and saluted and walked away! HOWS THAT

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:49 AM

Read mine. God you're awful, lol jk
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a country not too far from here, there was an evil dictator named Hitler. When he lost a war one day, he had his body donated across the world instead of burned. Hitler can now be found as William Gates.

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:49 AM

I think this is the most longest non-violent and funnyest thread ever on these forums!

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:50 AM

Shroom, your munchkin's name is Jerry?

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Shroom 08-03-2001 10:51 AM

Hey lets play a game yes a game you say child! Well put as many World War 2 Quotes into a sentence paragraph etc but make it sound really screwed up.

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 10:55 AM

Is it just me or do all australians hate cats?

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 10:58 AM

Once upon a time, there was this kid name Winnie. HE played Tribes 2. Whenever the kids would say "All you bases is ours" he would yell "We shall never surrender. We shall fight in the hills and valleys .. . " and often he bored them to death, and won. So, one day, Winnie met this chick. He was boffin her, when all the sudden he went "This is a story you shall tell your grandchildren, and mightily bored they'll be" and she went "d00d, wtf? You're not wearing a rubber, are you?"
So, when she was pregnant, he was like "this is a day that shall live in infamy" and she kicked him in the beans as hard as she could.
Well, eventually, she kicked everyone she could find, she was so pissed. He took here to a beach to calm her down, but she kicked everyone she saw right in the mean bean machine. So, Winnie's like "There's only two kinds of dicks on this beach: The dead and those about to die. So lets get the hell out of here!"
So, he couldnt dump the chick, and he ended up just getting mistresses. One day, he met Jenna Field, and he took her as a mistress. However, soon he fell in love with jenna's sister, and her other sister. One day, jenna asked why he loved them all, and he said "Make every Field your Mistress" The End

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Maverick 08-03-2001 11:00 PM

ewwwww chicken for dinner. How bout NO!

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Maverick 08-03-2001 11:01 PM

matbe BBQ chicken would be tasty...

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 11:02 PM

Mmmm, you know what? that's a good idea. I think i'll go smoke some pot right now!

Actually, the odds are pretty good that Canada will have allowed pot to be legal wayyyy before America. Poor, poor fellows hehe.
Whoaaaaaaa, look at the ceiling!

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 11:02 PM

I think that "source" that said the game won't release untill god knows when listens to the "bum bum song" too much.

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 11:04 PM

Did anyone read the preview on gmaespy?
MMMMMM, i am getting a Medal of Boner

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 11:09 PM

God almighty. I'm talking to people who are ni the 11th Grade like me, but come from America, and they didn't even know there was fighting in Italy during WW2. I have to ask: What do they teach you down there?

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Maverick 08-03-2001 11:10 PM

i did see it but i couldnt find the new pics. BTW you are scaring me man.

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mikecs18 08-03-2001 11:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
God almighty. I'm talking to people who are ni the 11th Grade like me, but come from America, and they didn't even know there was fighting in Italy during WW2. I have to ask: What do they teach you down there?

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I'm in ninth grade. I had an intrest in ww2 ever since I was three. I already knew about the fighting in italy. they don't teach much about ww2 in school. they should. I'd ace the class that teaches that.

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Albow0001 08-03-2001 11:21 PM

I aced Canadian History. We spent 5 months on it in my class! God Bless Mr Boisson!
I kinda pity the people who learn that little about that important a subject. This is not any sort of attack on Americans, i swear, but it really does suck for you guys.

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