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08-20-2002 10:59 AM

ah ballistic..what can i say about him....he is a mod.....he likes cheese....he thinks he rules everyone on this forum....and he likes cheese

mr.miyagi 08-20-2002 11:08 AM

as i sit back in my big ol' wonky chair sittin on ma porch, i remember the days when ballisticwookie used to be an absolute cheeky monkey to the local dingo populus of Queensland back in the early 16th century. whilst tying sausages to pieces of string as it hung from his crotch may not have been the safest thing to do living on a dingo farm, this hobbie actually earned him alot of money. the farmer who owned the dogs had always complained about the lack of excercise they were getting and so when wookie announced his unique solution to the situation, the farmer decided to pay him for his pleasures.
every now and then, if you ever see a pack of dingos running really fast in the same direction, maybe, just maybe, you might see in front of them a towering figure with calves of steel and kangeroo sausages tied to his manhood. that'll be our man in ozzyland, ballistic wookie

Sniped 08-20-2002 11:21 AM

Miyagi has an internet chick who he wants to bang

angel:

ninty 08-20-2002 11:30 AM

Sniped wants to get together for lunch with Old Reliable bacause they live only 30 minutes away and they are lovers. oOo: evil: ed:

BallisticWookie 08-20-2002 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafiaman
ah ballistic..what can i say about him....he is a mod.....he likes cheese....he thinks he rules everyone on this forum....and he likes cheese

Think again, BS rules everyone on this forum. Cheese ?? No thanks.

BallisticWookie 08-20-2002 11:34 AM

[quote="mr.miyagi":8e200]as i sit back in my big ol' wonky chair sittin on ma porch, i remember the days when ballisticwookie used to be an absolute cheeky monkey to the local dingo populus of Queensland back in the early 16th century. whilst tying sausages to pieces of string as it hung from his crotch may not have been the safest thing to do living on a dingo farm, this hobbie actually earned him alot of money. the farmer who owned the dogs had always complained about the lack of excercise they were getting and so when wookie announced his unique solution to the situation, the farmer decided to pay him for his pleasures.
every now and then, if you ever see a pack of dingos running really fast in the same direction, maybe, just maybe, you might see in front of them a towering figure with calves of steel and kangeroo sausages tied to his manhood. that'll be our man in ozzyland, ballistic wookie[/quote:8e200]

Hahahaha oOo:

Tripper 08-20-2002 01:05 PM

Ballistic is my big OZ WookieBear! GET IN ME BELLY WOOKIEBEAR!

Btw, Celt-Fury, stop ruining the thread or I will gooble up your ASS-FACE.

CeltFury 08-20-2002 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Btw, Celt-Fury, stop ruining the thread or I will gooble up your ASS-FACE.

Me ruining it? Think again my friend. oOo:

Data 08-20-2002 07:47 PM

Celtfury seems like a very nice and cool game. He can't play MOHAA but I wish I could play against him and see what he is like.

ninty 08-20-2002 08:34 PM

Data talks like a cyborg in real life. He only dances to the song Mr. Roboto and does the robot dance.

Sniped 08-20-2002 09:06 PM

Likes getting drunk and banning people from the aa.com chat room.

08-20-2002 09:15 PM

spams too god damn much. an old reliable wannabe. is very annoying. is on 56k and likes little children porn

Vance 08-20-2002 09:15 PM

lol hahaha! [img]http://aff.ne-rangers.net/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

08-20-2002 09:17 PM

laughs because he knows im right

jujumantb 08-20-2002 09:23 PM

my mom.. and dad... he thinks he is jc84corvette
this forum scheme sucks... he thinks that too

08-20-2002 09:28 PM

couldnt be further from the truth.

jujumantb 08-20-2002 09:29 PM

he also likes to pretend jujumantb is wrong about everything.. but he really fantasizes about him when he takes his wee little shits in the big person toilet

Tripper 08-20-2002 11:46 PM

Wants to be like Tripper. And The Fonz.

ninty 08-20-2002 11:52 PM

Likes to have giant ass parties for some unexplained reason.

Resembles Mr. X

Tripper 08-20-2002 11:53 PM

Questions Trippers ass-parties....

There will be girls at MY party...Eating Ass.

Low spark 08-21-2002 12:02 AM

Tripper is the person above me, that should be below me.

Pyro 08-21-2002 01:13 AM

He is old

Tripper 08-21-2002 02:01 AM

Pyro....Represent!.....Nuff' Said.

[quote:2672a]Tripper is the person above me, that should be below me.[/quote:2672a]

Should be....But I'm not... biggrin:


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