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Best beer pong team ever. Took other teams hours to beat us.
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I know these kids that can literally make a beer pong table out of anything. I saw these kids jerry rig a beer pong table out of a piano.

[quote="Airborne Butters":fec01]I know these kids that can literally make a beer pong table out of anything. I saw these kids jerry rig a beer pong table out of a piano.[/quote:fec01]
Weve ripped a shelf out of a closet, taken doors off of our armouirs(sp), used random shelves, stripped someones bed and threw the matress off of it, ripped a door off the wall and used that. We will use anything semi flat.

Christ, those sideburns are big. you better shave them. now.

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hmmmm


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no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":30090]no they are my trademark plus they drive girls wild what with the tickling of the inner thighs and all.[/quote:30090]

Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.

[quote=Tripper]Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:baac5]

LOL

[quote=Tripper]Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:cb9f1]
Well you are better at suckign dick than me. Im not at all ashamed of never having actually done so.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5d56a][quote=Tripper]Are you refering to when you sucked those transgender whores' penises and they were giggling? Those noises were a result of your ill sucking technique, and were in no way pleasurable.[/quote:5d56a]
Well you are better at suckign dick than me. Im not at all ashamed of never having actually done so.[/quote:5d56a]

Lying won't further your cause.

Cottage cheese and side burns don't mix.

Cock cheese and side burns don't mix.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":672e8]You must be packing some manly genitials, because that height of yours is beastly.[/quote:672e8]
my ceiling is short. im only 5'10''.....but yes, i am packing some manly genitals

Doug is the coolest mother fucker ever...and he left in the morning to go bang someones wife.

He's chris's dad...well he is just an awesome guy who sticks artound for chris as he is not his biological father and he was never married to chris's mother...but hes the only one who is nice enough to stick around and give Chris a father figure...basically funds his mother too because she fell on hard times.

So...out of a lot of people I know...doug definally is up there as the best people to know.