[quote:77844]dman hate it when people wipe thier ass using their fingers and then draw on the wall. [/quote:77844]

Yeeeeeeah.....That is soooo annoying.... eek:

Do you have a list of pet peeves as weird as that?

iv never heard of anyone doing that before eek:

Does anyone find it odd that a subject on shit/doody has blown up to this popular? LOL happy:

[quote="aNti hEro":c9c5b]heres a school story for u

during the month before december (i have no idea what it is) my teachers went on strike for 4 weeks. u know what this means to me? being locked away in my room, pure isolation. couldnt be any better. so im enjoying it, playing mohaa till 5 in the morning, sleeping in till 5 pm. life couldnt be any better. then i find out we have school in a week. im like fucccccccck. so i wake up for school on the monday, and im really pissed but not too pissed. so my mom drives me to school cause im lazy, and shes a sucker. i get dropped off and as soon as i walk into the school doors, i start panting. seeing everyone was a shock, and i fucking hated all of them. i kept panting harder and harder.. then i went o my locker and stood there. by then i was breathing very heavely, and i knew something wasnt right. a friend came up to me and got me to sit down. i started breathing as hard as i could, it felt lik enothing was coming in. my face, hands, legs, and everything started to go numb. i remember trying to find my best friend, and he was in the main foye (sp) where everyone was. i walked to him, with tears in my eyes, my face pure white, and stumbling everywhere. everyone started making comments like crybaby... and i wanted to fucking die, and take them along with me. my best friend helped carrie me with my arm around his shoulder to a bench in a hall where he got me some water. after a bit of sitting down, the tears went away and the heavy breathing stopped. i regained feeling of my body, and i felt kinda undercontrol, but i was still pissed off. people told me go home kyle just go, but i didtn want my parents to know. so i went to my frist class art.. where no one would bother me. all i did was sit there and try not to burst out crying and throw a fit.

that sotry has nothing to do with shit, but its the shit that i take at school. kids still call me crybaby sometimes..[/quote:c9c5b]

The month before december would be november..... eek:

BTW you hyperventilated, that happened me in a park once and i had to get a taxi down to the hospital, felt like i was gonna choke or something then when i got into the hospital i took those symptoms, numb hands and body etc. Had to start breathing in and out of a bag for a few minutes before it went away.

It basically happens because yo're breathing too much air in and not expelling any carbon dioxide out. To stop it you just have to slow your breathing down, easier said than done i know. Dunno why people were calling you a cry baby its a fucking freaky experiance you really do think you're gonna drop dead or collapse on the spot. I would grabbed the nearest fucker to me and taken advantage of my numb hands to throttle the bastard.

Still sorta get it from time to time, and becaus of it im "agraphobic" which basically means i can't stray too far from the house for fear of taking another one. Great life aint it cry:

I never avoided having to shit in school, i just never had to, so without meaning to i never took a shit in school.
in primary school aged 5, i needed a piss but the toilets were small so only like 3 kids were allowed in at a time. i was desprate so i went for one against the school wall and agot caught by a little girl class mate who told on me. i got a row infront of class and cried. but i fancied the teacher so it was ok.

my only shitting experience was in boy scouts, 6 of us were at a egional competition, and had our own shit tent. we all made an acgreement not to shit or piss in it so when we emptied it out it was just the normal blue liquid stuff free from shit and piss. the woods behind us was our toilet.
I was collecting wood when i had to go, so i went, and realised i didnt have any TP with me, so i took a large leaf and wiped, and on inspection it was clean. i had done my first ever and only dry, smudge free shit, and it couldnt of been at a more valuable time!

5 year old and fancying the teacher?

hell yeah she was fine. it was primary 2 so i would have been 7, my mistake.
in primary 4 we had a hot teacher and three of us got called to her desk. she sat at her desk, we stood at her desk, and could see right down her top. we were fighting back the laughter, and the teacher wasnt amused because she thought we were laughing at her. you had to of been there i guess....

Ummm one time in first grade i went to take a piss and i kinda lost control and pissed all over myself. That was embarrassing.

Same year a girl pissed her pants in the seat right next to me. That was sick.

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":71328]iv never heard of anyone doing that before eek:[/quote:71328]
I saw someone do it.