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SoLiDUS 12-30-2002 09:44 PM
1- Get an 1800 CFC rating.
2- Stay in excellent shape; improve on it.
3- Dramatically improve my basket-ball ball-handling and shooting skills.
4- Maintain my skills at various sports and activities.
5- Keep learning...
6- Keep breathing...

and finally

*drum roll*
* rimshot *

7- GET FUCKING LAID!

biggrin:

Bucknub 12-30-2002 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

and finally

*drum roll*
* rimshot *

7- GET FUCKING LAID!

biggrin:
AMEN BROTHA!

12-30-2002 10:19 PM
My new year's resolution is 1024x764

Judas 12-30-2002 10:23 PM
Re: New Year's Resolutions!
 
[quote=ktog3]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Recycled Spooge":9d555
This year, my new year's resolution is to roll a doobie out of a one-hundred dollar bill, and smoke it. What are yours?
Hmmm, to get more poon is mine.[/quote:9d555]

never happen. oOo:


mine is to stop being so fat

Zap. USMC 12-30-2002 10:33 PM
ALSO

I would like to cut down on masterbating... cause my penis is getting this wierd "rug burn" rash. Plus my hand has this bald spot all the way across it... shaped like a "poll".

Bucknub 12-30-2002 10:34 PM
[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski"]ALSO

I would like to cut down on masterbating... cause my penis is getting this wierd "rug burn" rash. Plus my hand has this bald spot all the way across it... shaped like a "poll".[/quot

LMAOROLF!

Totenkopf 12-30-2002 11:02 PM
Quit drinking and doing drugs......

But Hell, that is still 24 hours away, time to go grab the martini shaker and mirror. evil:

Besides, I always felt your New Years resolution shouldn't be what you are going to not do, but what you are going to do.....given that I am going on a sex tour to Thailand. ed:

con Brio 12-30-2002 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 101stSpeirs
i'm w/ buckweed
did u spell spiers right in your sig?

Bazooka_Joe 12-31-2002 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Hmm, lets see, what do i want to accomplish this year....hmmm...
ok, i want to have the renovation job on my house completed by the end of the summer, and have the boat ready for striper season....i think thats about it.
Stripper season? Dammit, they work in seasons now?! heh (Yes, I know it's a fish!)

YOu notice alot of peoples resolutions to get laid? Which means they didn't get laid the year before. . . eek:

Miscguy 12-31-2002 08:29 PM
Start working out again, and get back to my Army PT score.

Jedi Marksman 12-31-2002 09:17 PM
Mine is to get independently self employed so I can make my own damned hours. biggrin:

Sicilian_Summers 12-31-2002 11:12 PM
I suppose mine is to become more active physically, and maintain good grades in school.

Either that or, change clothes.

Slinky2397 01-01-2003 02:06 AM
Mine is to um...*Hand shakes uncontrolably* I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T!!!!

*Sobs*

Slinky2397 01-01-2003 02:08 AM
Damn, no edit!

Mine is to um...*Hand shakes uncontrolably* I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T!!!!

*Sobs*

*Scrolls to girly thread*

01-01-2003 12:21 PM
to have a 3 some with 2 hot chicks. well did that last night. suckas you have to dream about what i can do any weekend at the bar. while your here flaming . i go out and get laid. i would give details but i dont want you guys beating off. lol


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