Shit standing up...Only the toilet water splashes ur crack...still worth it

just trying to make you feel more secure about shitting your pants by telling u the shittiest thing that happend to me...hope it helped beer:


btw...you must have some nice kids at your school, the kids ive gone to school with since elementry school would never have forgoten if anyone shit their pants...lol especially in 5th grade....

HAH, I moved in 7th grade to a school up here in New York. But I still have like 5-6 friends I go back every few years and visit down at my old school. No one really remembers but if someone mentions shit they'll be like "Hey Zach remember the time you shit your pants in 5th grade? ROFL !!"

lol your lucky you moved

[quote="Cpl. Eames":09cdc]But heres the worst shit story thats ever happend to me....last year during track season it was always a race after school to get to the locker room and take a shit, normally I avoided having to take a shit in the locker room by going to the only other sanitary bathroom in the school, but the only reason it was sanitary is because it was locked most of the time...and sometimes I couldnt get into it after school because it was locked. So the bell rang and I made my way to the sanitary bathroom and the fucking door was locked! And I had to get rid of my lunch before practice or I might have shit my pants, so I went in to the locker room's bathroom and of course there was a line...now imagine the worst smell in the world and the biggest black guys you've seen. I was waiting in line behind the entire offensive line. I had to take my shit after the offensive line of the football team the toilet seat was disgustignly warm because like 10 other people were on it before me and the smell was so bad that if you actually breathed you would vomit...man that sucked...and the worst part is it happend more then once! But still...shitting in your pants is way worse![/quote:09cdc]

Goddamn that's hilarious haha

damn j00 Mr. Slater bastard gym teacher!1
 

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I pissed myself a few times at about 13 but that was because i was laughing so hard and my mate locked the bathroom after he felt a damp patch too, haha. He had this old 1970s weird kid singer called "Katinka"on vinyl that we both found instantly hilarious and whenever he put it on we'd laugh till we had no breathe left. Ha! there was also a time at 12 in gym class when the teacher simply would not let me out of class but i had to run out coz my bladder had heart failure and luckily no-one saw the piss start flowin like a hosepipe out of me as I sprinted my ass off to the changin' rooms...yeah everybody laughed at me but so fuck, lol, damn teacherz can't keep us from keepin our tiddlers in tip top shape and free from ailment biggrin:

WEll. i might as well share my s*** stories too.


Well back in the 9th grade( 2 1/2 yrs ago) i was in my computer class on the 3rd floor of the high school around about 9:00 am. I had to take a dump really bad and i knew it was gonna be one of those liquidy s**** this time ( you can just tell, can't ya?) Anways, i asked the teacher could i get a hall pass to go to the b'room, she told me "yes". So i go to the 2nd floor and enter the b'room. It was some dork in there (who appeared to be late to school because he was kinda rushing but not really) when i entered the broom but he left out soon enough. So here i am in the broom (doesn't have any doors at the entrance of the broom but does have doors on the stalls) stall and the s*** is coming and FAST!. I didn't want it to come out too fast because i knew that it was gonna be loud and bubbly sounding so i just kinda took it one fart at a time. So i kept on pooping slower and slower until every inch of it was out of me. All you guys probaly know that with diarhea (sp) type poop that if you don't get it all out at once then your screwed.. and so i was. I wiped, washed, and left the broom only to see a hot girl like 25 ft away in a desk outside of her classroom looking right at me disgusted, almost. Remember, this was in the 9th grade. I'd muc rather had went through this this... tramatizing experience much ealier in my life..

should have smiled and winked at the girl as you were walking out.

LOL ^^^^ thats exactly what i would have done....then strutted off rock: