[quote="Eight Ace":7dc13]Don't be all shy and silly...of course you can ask...just say
"Tripper, may I please piss in your mouth?"....go on... freak:[/quote:7dc13]

We'll have a great time. rock:

[quote:77918]shitting your pants in the middle of a date

getting caught masturbating outside dates house after date

getting piss in my mouth
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Thats too funny. shitting your pants any where would suck.

Walking down the street only to be caught up in a crowd in the middle of the street thats moving slower than a tortoise and you have to overtake them. Seriously what is wrong with people? Theres so much space on the street and like a dozen people bunch up together blocking the fucking way.

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":ee411]
6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:[/quote:ee411]
You could have very easily, switches lanes. ed:

[quote="Maj.}{awke":47e2c][quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":47e2c]
6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:[/quote:47e2c]
You could have very easily, switches lanes. ed:[/quote:47e2c]

Not if you have a huge cart and theres a line behind you.

Really fat people that try to boss me around
Poeple that never take showers and/or never change their clothes and/or never wear deodorant

People who insist on sliding their finger into your anus whilst you are trying to concentrate
on making a "house of cards" or a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks.... annoy:

i hate it when: say your walking a few blocks home, and its straight ahead, but as you reach a corner, someone else turns onto your street, and is walking right next to you, same pace and direction... mad:

thats when you FUCKIN STAB HIM!!!!!!11

I hate it when I stab a hooker in a neck with a machette...and they squirt blood everywhere and it gets in my eye. Fuckin' squirters annoy:

i shit my pants for $40 one time when i was drunk.

Its better than you accidently blowing your load in her hair cool:

The "MODS" making me post here. oOo:

WOmen with shopping trolleys in supermarkets, usually you get a posse of them standing blabbing in one of the aisles right infront of the stuff you want to get from that aisle. You then haul ass so you can come up the aisle from the opposite direction only to find theyve moved 2 feet forward and are still obstructing you from getting the items you want.

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