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I remember that one time that judas told that one guy to STFU...

Man that was funneh happy:

jc84corvette and the redneck chronicles,...also the apple controversy

[quote="Short Hand":9994c]Ok so this is how it goes. 2003 begins, new members join in lots of new posters who stay, Vets tend to get mad, but they are genrally excepted. Next thing ya know so members get admin and mod when they should not have, aka Bazooka Hoe...[/quote:9994c]

You sir, are thee worst storyteller I have EVER, had the displeasure of reading.

Let me translate his ramblings into something resembling a coherent sentence. At some point in 2003 Joe sucks off Bad Script, earning Joe mod, and if I recall, admin status. He does some stupid shit such as banning AA.com's more out spoken members. (R.I.P. Strik0r) Eventually the place gets hacked and goes down for a while. When it comes back so do all the "banned" "vets" using various new Ip's and names. Some are re-banned, some are not.

Eventually Anti-Hero hacks the place removes everyone else as admin and does a hostile take over. Since Bad Script had been MIA for quite some time it looked as if evil/the dark side had won. Oddly this dark side was cleaner looking with fewer stupid ass sticky's. However it was nearly lawless, warranting extremely asinine antics to earn a ban. Various "vets" were appointed mods.

Bad script eventually returned something like a week later. Probably to an e-mail box full of Joe's sobbing letters of weakness. Order is restored/destroyed, depending on your views. New mods are appointed and a "phantom admin" who may or may not exist continue to rule with a semi iron fist. Its probably more of a thin brass fist considering it holds no weight and crumples when trying to ban "vets" who simply rejoin with new Ip's.

Fast-forward to current and you have nothing of interest except spamming n00bs who post links to news websites about stories no one cares about. Toss in a few video links that have no value and you begin to see that even Off Topic is beginning to crash down under the weight of shitty n00bs.

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Blood controversy from way before the game was released and EA started to post those videos. Me and ballwook got into some heated arguements over if there was blood, I brought out these pics taken from the videos only to be still told there was no blood- I can still see the red blood splatter in these, wook would still say no biggrin:
[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/blood1.bmp[/img]
[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/blood2.bmp[/img]

My origional sig when we thought there might be "classes" like in RTCW, I had my heart set on being a medic haha I was so cute
[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/sig1.gif[/img]

Not so much aa.com but this was for jc85corvette's little mod that never took off, it was modeled but the mod never was finished

[img]http://tig-ol-bitties.net/images/JFOMOmaha.jpg[/img]

Thats what I found from searching through my old computer sitting in the closet. There's probly more. I spent way too much of my early teen years on this site.

spiderman rock:

You actually wrote "lol" on the paper. What the fuck is wrong with you.

I was like 14 years old gimme a break That was a long time ago.... lol.. wait... rolleyes: annoy: happy:

[quote="Old Reliable":5a16b]jc84corvette and the redneck chronicles,...also the apple controversy[/quote:5a16b]

shit I remember that stuff.

I remember way back when I had my first fight. It was with tripper and I was royally owned. Then I met newt and we got married and had lots of funny looking children. The End.

[quote=Pyro]shit I remember that stuff.[/quote:cb40c]

True. True. That apple shit went way overboard but was real funny shit, corvette was a good guy...MIA.

There was this one guy though, always made me chuckle like a girl......his name was.........Albow.......or something.......man, the stuff of myth and legend

Shame he just disappeared all of a sudden like so many others.

*clicks link to page one of thread*

OMFG.

Don't actually remember corvette because it was at a time i had left the site for numerous months, just some nub that sprang outta nowhere it seems.

Jesuschrist1984chevroletcorvette was such a fucking goon. I hope he's dead. M8s.

Oh my prematurely ejaculating god... it's albow. My reason for existing. It's because of him that I got out of goat sodomy and into moose sodomy. Also, I remember when Albow came up with his Kraut Killer sniper theory.

[quote="Kraut Killer":e23fc]Oh my prematurely ejaculating god... it's albow. My reason for existing. It's because of him that I got out of goat sodomy and into moose sodomy. Also, I remember when Albow came up with his Kraut Killer sniper theory.[/quote:e23fc]

lol I remember that.