[quote="Eight Ace":e254a][quote="Old Reliable":e254a]maybe im the only one who doesnt think jokes are funny...setup humour rolleyes:[/quote:e254a]
excuse me but this is the JOKE THREAD, you'll find the tedious wanker thread 2 doors down... rolleyes:[/quote:e254a]

yeah, you're the joke offtopic:

[quote="Old Reliable":90f73][quote="Eight Ace":90f73][quote="Old Reliable":90f73]maybe im the only one who doesnt think jokes are funny...setup humour rolleyes:[/quote:90f73]
excuse me but this is the JOKE THREAD, you'll find the tedious wanker thread 2 doors down... rolleyes:[/quote:90f73]

yeah, you're the joke offtopic:[/quote:90f73]
Oh, touché!, what dazzling repartee!...oh, I am mortally wounded now…loney:

glad you're impressed biggrin:

A teacher has been asked to take a class for sex education and is
determined to be as straight with the kids as possible....one boy
asks him "sir, what does a vagina look like?"
"That depends on if it's a before sex vagina, or an after sex vagina" the teacher replies.
"What's the before sex vagina look like" the boy asks.
"It's looks like a beautiful rosebud, the flower of woman hood"
"Well then what does the after sex vagina look like?"
"...well Timmy, have ya ever seen a bulldog eating porridge..?"

calmdown:

ok do you 2 hate each other or somethig ? cause i luv you both.

[quote="Short Hand":256e7]ok do you 2 hate each other or somethig ? cause i luv you both.[/quote:256e7]
...don't go there girlfriend!!... ed:

danm your games. you nver answer.

[quote="Short Hand":5b2a5]danm your games. you nver answer.[/quote:5b2a5]
...hey, I am not the EA Support Line here.

[quote="Eight Ace":3216d][quote="Short Hand":3216d]danm your games. you nver answer.[/quote:3216d]
...hey, I am not the EA Support Line here.[/quote:3216d]

LOL fuck the jokes that line was classic

anyways:

How do you say, "What time is it?" in ebonics?
Gimmie yo mutha fucken watch!

edit: on second thought nvm

[quote="Eight Ace":9fd01]A teacher has been asked to take a class for sex education and is
determined to be as straight with the kids as possible....one boy
asks him "sir, what does a vagina look like?"
"That depends on if it's a before sex vagina, or an after sex vagina" the teacher replies.
"What's the before sex vagina look like" the boy asks.
"It's looks like a beautiful rosebud, the flower of woman hood"
"Well then what does the after sex vagina look like?"
"...well Timmy, have ya ever seen a bulldog eating porridge..?"

calmdown:[/quote:9fd01]
lmao rock:

i must agree to that

[quote=BucKweEd]
I found it funny aswell to be honest, Gerard is just emo[/quote:39688] it was funny

mildly...

anyhow... heres one for the Canuks...

3 guys, one from Calgary, one from Newfoundland and one from Quebec, find a lamp and rub it, out pops a genie who says: "normally I give 3 wishes, but since there is 3 of you, i'll grant one each..." the Newf goes first and says: "oh jasus bye, fill da ocean back up wit cod", the genie snaps his fingers and instantly the ocean is teeming with giant cod...
the Quebecer goes second and says: "i wood like you to put up a 100 foot wall all da way around la belle provance to keep out all da anglos"... the genie snaps his fingers and poof, a 100 foot wall appears around the border of Quebec...
next is the guy from Calgary, he looks at the genie and asks: "how high did you say that wall was?"
"100 feet high" replies the genie
"ok" says the Calgarian, "fill it with water"...

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

“Hey, what's that?”

“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”

“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?