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[quote="Eight Ace":e254a][quote="Old Reliable":e254a]maybe im the only one who doesnt think jokes are funny...setup humour rolleyes:[/quote:e254a]
excuse me but this is the JOKE THREAD, you'll find the tedious wanker thread 2 doors down... rolleyes:[/quote:e254a] yeah, you're the joke offtopic: |
[quote="Old Reliable":90f73][quote="Eight Ace":90f73][quote="Old Reliable":90f73]maybe im the only one who doesnt think jokes are funny...setup humour rolleyes:[/quote:90f73]
excuse me but this is the JOKE THREAD, you'll find the tedious wanker thread 2 doors down... rolleyes:[/quote:90f73] yeah, you're the joke offtopic:[/quote:90f73] Oh, touché!, what dazzling repartee!...oh, I am mortally wounded now…loney: |
glad you're impressed biggrin:
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A teacher has been asked to take a class for sex education and is
determined to be as straight with the kids as possible....one boy asks him "sir, what does a vagina look like?" "That depends on if it's a before sex vagina, or an after sex vagina" the teacher replies. "What's the before sex vagina look like" the boy asks. "It's looks like a beautiful rosebud, the flower of woman hood" "Well then what does the after sex vagina look like?" "...well Timmy, have ya ever seen a bulldog eating porridge..?" calmdown: |
ok do you 2 hate each other or somethig ? cause i luv you both.
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[quote="Short Hand":256e7]ok do you 2 hate each other or somethig ? cause i luv you both.[/quote:256e7]
...don't go there girlfriend!!... ed: |
danm your games. you nver answer.
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[quote="Short Hand":5b2a5]danm your games. you nver answer.[/quote:5b2a5]
...hey, I am not the EA Support Line here. |
[quote="Eight Ace":3216d][quote="Short Hand":3216d]danm your games. you nver answer.[/quote:3216d]
...hey, I am not the EA Support Line here.[/quote:3216d] LOL fuck the jokes that line was classic anyways: How do you say, "What time is it?" in ebonics? Gimmie yo mutha fucken watch! |
edit: on second thought nvm
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[quote="Eight Ace":9fd01]A teacher has been asked to take a class for sex education and is
determined to be as straight with the kids as possible....one boy asks him "sir, what does a vagina look like?" "That depends on if it's a before sex vagina, or an after sex vagina" the teacher replies. "What's the before sex vagina look like" the boy asks. "It's looks like a beautiful rosebud, the flower of woman hood" "Well then what does the after sex vagina look like?" "...well Timmy, have ya ever seen a bulldog eating porridge..?" calmdown:[/quote:9fd01] lmao rock: |
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I found it funny aswell to be honest, Gerard is just emo[/quote:39688] it was funny |
mildly...
anyhow... heres one for the Canuks... 3 guys, one from Calgary, one from Newfoundland and one from Quebec, find a lamp and rub it, out pops a genie who says: "normally I give 3 wishes, but since there is 3 of you, i'll grant one each..." the Newf goes first and says: "oh jasus bye, fill da ocean back up wit cod", the genie snaps his fingers and instantly the ocean is teeming with giant cod... the Quebecer goes second and says: "i wood like you to put up a 100 foot wall all da way around la belle provance to keep out all da anglos"... the genie snaps his fingers and poof, a 100 foot wall appears around the border of Quebec... next is the guy from Calgary, he looks at the genie and asks: "how high did you say that wall was?" "100 feet high" replies the genie "ok" says the Calgarian, "fill it with water"... |
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. “Hey, what's that?” “A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.” “Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. “Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!” “Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist? |
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