I still find it a little awkward to piss sitting down with a boner.

it pokes the wall of the toilet

[quote="Mr. maple":da237]it pokes the wall of the toilet[/quote:da237]

yeah that.

then dont sit down....

I can't fucking bend the entire thing backwards so I can liek squat instead to aim it to the toilet bowl.

Well, yeah it is. You gotta readjust your normal sitting position. It's no more awkward than explaining why you pissed in the aloe vera plant on top of the flush box.

dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL

[quote="Old Reliable":b1c81]dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL[/quote:b1c81]In a public restroom?WTF where you thinking oOo:

[quote="Old Reliable":11aaf]dane cook on public restrooms = ROFL[/quote:11aaf]
dane cook is the man! it was funny when he asked who invented "finger"

rarely get morning wood. I usually get pre sex wood though. Kinda embarassing when its in a public place or like, with my girls family or something. have to hide it.

To all you huge cock monsters on the forum, just piss out the backdoor and forget about squatting like a bitch over the bowl !!

i DIScovered something,i tried it this morning...ok when u go to the bathroom life the seat u kno...then lean over...put ur hands on the top on the toilet and ur w00d should just aim into the toilet n its own...it works and its comfortable!

omfg! get this man a cookie!

I've leaned over the top like that and held on too...sometimes the boner has a mind of its own and doens't feel like being straight out all the time.

u have to train it...give it a stroke if hes doing good,it not....look at porn and dont touch him