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Maplegyver 08-26-2004 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fujimi7su
why tongue?

and ive taken a dump in the shower before, it was at a hotel... and i got it all to go down

wow that was a fun night.. i love stealing alcohol from other random people in a hotel....

becasue your arms are melted off from the acidity in your shit.

Bucknub 08-26-2004 02:43 AM

Picture this, you taking a phat shit, only to have a log break off half way.. leaving a lil nub hanging out ur ass, pinching wont cuz the little bastard loose, so your only option is to wiggle ur sweet ass till that little shit plunders.

hate getting thoughs.

Maplegyver 08-26-2004 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckweed
Picture this, you taking a phat shit, only to have a log break off half way.. leaving a lil nub hanging out ur ass, pinching wont cuz the little bastard loose, so your only option is to wiggle ur sweet ass till that little shit plunders.

hate getting thoughs.

yeah. or when the log breaks the slides back into yer ass becasue its so long in total..

fujimi7su 08-26-2004 02:46 AM

ya... sux

MotoxXx 08-26-2004 06:53 AM

Funniest thread evar! happy:

CoMaToSe 08-26-2004 06:57 AM

I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech

MotoxXx 08-26-2004 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech

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Maplegyver 08-26-2004 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech

WTF how do you get one INSIDE your eyelid?

Poseidon 08-26-2004 02:22 PM

I hate it when i get zits in my ear - fuckin soo hard sqeeze

elstatec 08-26-2004 02:25 PM

wtf you wierd people, in your eyelids, ears....sakdg


sand paper works fine

Mr.Buttocks 08-26-2004 02:27 PM

Wash.

MrLevinstein 08-26-2004 02:58 PM

OMG this thread is hilarious

WEnt from nose pimplrd to bucks semi gay stratageys on how to not have dingle berries rock:

Maplegyver 08-26-2004 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
OMG this thread is hilarious

WEnt from nose pimplrd to bucks semi gay stratageys on how to not have dingle berries rock:

LOL. if you have a beard and you eat shit and its eft in your beard.. whats it called?

Judas 08-26-2004 03:08 PM

i care for my face like a woman, no shit. its the only one ive got, and its the first thing people see, so, i try to keep mine looking tip top. washing your face everytime you shower with some kind of cleanser ( i use noxema ), and moisturise, you should be in good shape. This will also keep your nose clear of black heads. Yup, no need for those fucking strips or shit.


as for shit inside the nose. usually when i get something like that going on i will use neosporin inside the nose on the thing for about a day and it goes away.

geRV 08-26-2004 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
i care for my face like a woman, no shit. its the only one ive got, and its the first thing people see, so, i try to keep mine looking tip top. washing your face everytime you shower with some kind of cleanser ( i use noxema ), and moisturise, you should be in good shape. This will also keep your nose clear of black heads. Yup, no need for those fucking strips or shit.


as for shit inside the nose. usually when i get something like that going on i will use neosporin inside the nose on the thing for about a day and it goes away.

stfu


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