becasue your arms are melted off from the acidity in your shit.

Picture this, you taking a phat shit, only to have a log break off half way.. leaving a lil nub hanging out ur ass, pinching wont cuz the little bastard loose, so your only option is to wiggle ur sweet ass till that little shit plunders.

hate getting thoughs.

yeah. or when the log breaks the slides back into yer ass becasue its so long in total..

ya... sux

Funniest thread evar! happy:

I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech

ed:

WTF how do you get one INSIDE your eyelid?

I hate it when i get zits in my ear - fuckin soo hard sqeeze

wtf you wierd people, in your eyelids, ears....sakdg


sand paper works fine

Wash.

OMG this thread is hilarious

WEnt from nose pimplrd to bucks semi gay stratageys on how to not have dingle berries rock:

LOL. if you have a beard and you eat shit and its eft in your beard.. whats it called?

i care for my face like a woman, no shit. its the only one ive got, and its the first thing people see, so, i try to keep mine looking tip top. washing your face everytime you shower with some kind of cleanser ( i use noxema ), and moisturise, you should be in good shape. This will also keep your nose clear of black heads. Yup, no need for those fucking strips or shit.


as for shit inside the nose. usually when i get something like that going on i will use neosporin inside the nose on the thing for about a day and it goes away.

stfu