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bukdez 09-24-2004 09:04 AM
yeah, you wouldn't want to get it in your eye...

Zoner 09-24-2004 09:07 AM
You'll poke your eye out!

[img]http://www.galenfrysinger.ws/movies/christmas_story_c.jpg[/img]

(I realize the original quote is "You'll SHOOT your eye out". Fuck off.)

TonyMontana 09-24-2004 09:39 AM
bahahah

Ferich 09-24-2004 12:51 PM
The KVLY Tower in Blanchard, North Dakota is 2064 feet.

( Edit: I forgot I don't give a shit. Canada + USA = <3 )

wintersforge 09-24-2004 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
Quit the Canada vs USA bullshit, you sacklickers. mad:

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself. Smokes, now.

There's a joke for ya.
TPB!!! rock:

Scalping Chief 09-24-2004 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wintersforge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
Quit the Canada vs USA bullshit, you sacklickers. mad:

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself. Smokes, now.

There's a joke for ya.
TPB!!! rock:
cory, smokes now.

Apocalypse | NoW 09-24-2004 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
(I realize the original quote is "You'll SHOOT your eye out". Fuck off.)

Lmao!! happy:

Eames 09-24-2004 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferich
The KVLY Tower in Blanchard, North Dakota is 2064 feet.

( Edit: I forgot I don't give a shit. Canada + USA = <3 )
can't use number facts, come on people i know alot of you guys sit on your computer for more than 10 hours a day you have to have picked up some facts along the way.

Short Hand 09-24-2004 05:40 PM
what a way to motivate the community for you by insulting them. look back like 30 pages for that thread i made way back with all the intresting facts on it.


or this will save your ass right here,

http://www.snopes.com

it details alot of intresting facts stories, a whole ton. urban legends that are true or false. no go impress these homo's.

http://www.snopes.com/spoons/noose/lightbul.htm

Hybrid 09-24-2004 06:31 PM
Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70.

A. Cause when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.



Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose.

A. Full



Q. How does a Scotsman find sheep in tall grass.

A. Very satisfying.

Maplegyver 09-24-2004 06:41 PM
noctis you boon,
rofl shorthand

elstatec 09-24-2004 06:52 PM
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/frog.gif[/img]

Apocalypse | NoW 09-24-2004 07:12 PM
happy:


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