go to your closest hunting store and get deer urine, it smells REAL bad


or



find the biggest offender and get thier phone number. In about 5 weeks put an ad in the paper that reads "Wanted used Christmas trees, top dollar paid"

put tampons in the gas tank

put sugar in the gas tank

put water in the gas tank

glue quarters in the key holes

slash the tires

put urine in the gas tank

put ______ in the gas tank

[quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:9fd41]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:

[quote="mR.cLeAn":d6f1d]put tampons in the gas tank

put sugar in the gas tank

put water in the gas tank

glue quarters in the key holes

slash the tires

put urine in the gas tank

put ______ in the gas tank[/quote:d6f1d]

put those cotton balls in there

[quote="Scalping Chief":9a720][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:9a720]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:9a720]


Scalp > strvs.

Put a slice of Baloney on there car at night, let it sit there over night and when they peel it off it will peel the paint off in that spot

rub vasiline all over their tires. they wont be able to drive straight.

put white out on the windows. put the car on cinder blocks. or not.

the flaming bag of poo is always a classic.

[quote="Scalping Chief":ff255][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:ff255]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:ff255]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands

[quote="@/\/G3L":259eb]rub vasiline all over their tires. they wont be able to drive straight.
[/quote:259eb]

Firey wrecks ending in death are always hilarious. eek:

[quote=Bleuachdu]Firey wrecks ending in death are always hilarious. eek:[/quote:62316]angel, what did i tell you before? Get out of my thread. I am not trying to kill anyone here...that is extremely dangerous and not to mention retarded.

run into your school cafeteria screaming allah akbar allah akbar shooting an AK47 into the air and then detonate a dirty bomb. when you wake up in paradise with 70 virgins, just say that you were kidding.

[quote=Tripper][quote="Scalping Chief":11ddf][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:11ddf]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:11ddf]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands[/quote:11ddf]
by the look of strvs that doesnt apply here... oOo:

[quote="Scalping Chief":dbd51][quote=Tripper][quote="Scalping Chief":dbd51][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:dbd51]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:dbd51]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands[/quote:dbd51]
by the look of strvs that doesnt apply here... oOo:[/quote:dbd51]

What doesn't apply here?

Found this on another site.

here are a couple of good get backs for you guys 1 destructive one not

1. the chicken bomb
take a quart jar and stuffit with bone in skin on chicken breast, then fill it to the brim with heavy whipping cream and seal it up, put it some where warm and where it wont be found, after about 3 days to a week (dpending on temp) the rot will build up enough pressure to break the jar ther resulting stench can not be taken out of anything , we trided this one in a junk car and after it went we stripped the interior, and the heap still stunk then we sand blasted the steel and finally ground on it and the car still stunk, so it is a safe guess you cannot reverse this one.

2. go to your local hunting shop and buy some doe estrus (used as a lure for bucks) this stuff is rotten and buy some cyote or wolf urine, then pour the bottles down the air vent ( the air intake in front of the windshield that leads to thier heater box) for their car, then the next time they turn the heat on you can imagine the smell.