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[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2005 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Milla
True story man. It was so uncomfortable i was like STOP and pushing her head away. She was like "dont push my head away when im experementing!" Im like "wtf mate?!?!"
I get queezy when I sit down and slam el tentacles too hard, imagine someone trying to suck on them and I'll prob pass out.

Milla 02-28-2005 08:40 AM
Im telling you, she like does that shit you see in porns where she takes one in her mouth and sucks it in, i mean holy fuck talk about cool, but at the same time it was the most uncomfortable feeling ive ever had. I didnt like it annoy:

bukdez 02-28-2005 09:54 AM
ball sucking girls own...

geRV 02-28-2005 09:56 AM
The finger:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/fu.gif[/img]

Kthx

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Coleman 02-28-2005 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Milla
Im telling you, she like does that shit you see in porns where she takes one in her mouth and sucks it in, i mean holy fuck talk about cool, but at the same time it was the most uncomfortable feeling ive ever had. I didnt like it annoy:
does she openly watch pornos? If so, that better be the girl you marry b/c there aren't too many like that one!

Arkan 02-28-2005 01:59 PM
Milla...perhaps she's a bit too aggressive for your liking. Next time tell her to just lick them.....you may like that alot better. Hey, does she toss your salad too? If she tosses your salad, have her jerk you off at the same time giving you a "Rusty Trombone" !!...lmao !!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2005 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
If she tosses your salad, have her jerk you off at the same time giving you a "Rusty Trombone" !!...lmao !!
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Godsmack 02-28-2005 03:37 PM
Re: The finger
 
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Originally Posted by Milla
Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor

IDN if you GF has her tongue pierced it KINDA feels good

Nyck 02-28-2005 03:37 PM
Jesus christ...pupes gettin shaved...balls being sucked.

annoy:

Arkan 02-28-2005 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Jesus christ...pupes gettin shaved...balls being sucked.

annoy:
..........you jealous?? Tell your girl to give it a shot. Hey, you never know, she may like being tea-bagged by a bald nut sac.

Arkan 02-28-2005 05:23 PM
The "Dirty Sanchez" team........where everyone gets fingered.

[img]http://www.kidssportsnet.com/kickball/dirtysanchez/images/1087960999.jpg[/img]

Machette 02-28-2005 05:24 PM
This thread reminds me of a maxim magazine letter. oOo: eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-28-2005 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
This thread reminds me of a maxim magazine letter. oOo: eek:
ROFL

Milla 02-28-2005 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Milla...perhaps she's a bit too aggressive for your liking. Next time tell her to just lick them.....you may like that alot better. Hey, does she toss your salad too? If she tosses your salad, have her jerk you off at the same time giving you a "Rusty Trombone" !!...lmao !!
lol cant say ive done that.

No she doesnt openly watch porn, but she has before.

And no she does not have a toung ring.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 02-28-2005 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Ok, here's my take on it. Some women know how to stimulate a mans prostate during intercourse which enables the guy to have an explosive orgasm. Your girl has the right idea but wrong approach. In a few years, she'll be a freak in bed but you'll be long gone by then and some other guy will be benefitting from your misfortune. Chalk it up as a learning experience. If you want her to try again, tell her to shorten that nail, use lube, and go slow!!

While Arkan doesn't like anything near his ass, having the right girl doing it at the right time is ok. As for me, i'm always fingering girls asses during sex, it drives them wild. Never had a girl complain before and the best part is you can give them a "Dirty Sanchez" when you're through with them.

Have fun mate.
So true


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