Originally Posted by Sniper101

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One day Bill Clinton goes to a school to talk about Accidents, Tragedies and Great losses. So he asks the class, "Can anyone give me an example of an accident?" Little Suzie stands up and say, " Well, my friend was playing with a ball and it rolled into the street and when she went to get it she got hit by a car." Bill said, "Thank you Suzie, that is a very good example of an accident. Now can anyone give me an example of a great loss?" Billy says, "Well a bus load of kinds on a field trip hit a pot hole, lose control and go off a cliff and all die." Bill says, "Very good Billy, does everyone understand why that is a great loss?" They all say yes and Bill goes on with the next question. "Now, can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?" Well smart ass Johnny stands up and says, "You, your fat assed wife Hillary and that Dick Al Gore are flying in Airforce One over hostile waters when you get shot down by and enemy missile and all die." Shocked by Johnny's answer Bill asks how he knew that was a tragedy and Johnny replies, " Well it ain't an accident and it sure the hell ain't a Great Loss."
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Originally Posted by Sniper101

Heres one you can play on your Friends

Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I, spell the word, and say ness at the end. ok?

Dog....

Wall...

Door...

Finger...

Map....


Now if you didnt get the punch line right off, say the last on to your self until you get it. This is great to play on friends family and relatives. biggrin:

Originally Posted by Himmler

i dont understand that...

Originally Posted by ninty9

Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....

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Originally Posted by ninty9

Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....

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Originally Posted by Whatada

LMAO!!!!