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Being escorted from 4th period history by a schools in house police officer, only to be susspended later that day. For requesting a teacher give me the reason why i was being asked to leave his class.

Now granted i had been kicked out of his class everyday for something like 3-4 weeks. But damnit, i wanted a reason that time.

I stole a road map of Michigan from a gas station by me when I was like 6 or 7, My mom made me take it back and then I had to write I will not steal 200 times and post it on the fridge so everyone who came over could see it.


also
my cousin and I would fuck with the loss prevention at meijer(like a walmart)
we would grab a bunch of cds and walk around with them till we found out who the LP was then we would cross aisles and trade em so our stacks would get smaller, then we would hide them all in like the furniture dept so we didnt have shit on us and they would always come up and hassle us and accuse us of stealing then we would be like fuck you we just put them down and show them right where we put them and then they would just kick us out

Haha, when I was young I used to always get into trouble at grocery stores.

I remember when I was just at five, I used to always go to grocery stores in bury the bean scoopers. Thing was, I always thought I was a genius when doing this, cause I made a huge pile of beans, but never put the shovel there. Where it was really low, I'd bury the shovel.

Well, the butcher spotted me, and asked me where the shovel was, but before I even answered, he started digging into the big pile. I laughed so hard, but the my dad pulled me away, telling the guy sorry as he then took me and locked me up inside the cart.


I also saw some thing on Sesame Street this one time, where they were making music by banging on garbage cans and doors and stuff, so when I went to the grocery store, I took these coconuts and started banging them together. I broke one, and my dad paid for it, then sent me to wait in the car while I cried like crazy.

I used to always pop the vegetable bags, too. I bet everyones done that.

I broke a girl's arm in a game of RedRover once

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hmmm. well I took all the electronics out of the chem lab while the teacher was gone. this ammounted to about 20 cellphones (students), 24 Ti-83 calculators, 4 pencil sharpeners, the electric stapler, 4 computer mice, 4 keyboards, and the monitor cable. Added in I also took all the dry erase markers. I then put them all inside the teachers filing cabnet. Best part was someone else was blamed for it.

I do have plans for some really good senior pranks.

....what'd you do that for? Half of these pranks were for laughs, but this one is just oOo:

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....what'd you do that for? Half of these pranks were for laughs, but this one is just oOo:[/quote:13274]

cause I felt like it.

One of my senior pranks is going to be painting over all the lines in the parking lot. Then moving them 2 feet closer. Hilarity ensues. Im also going to tap into the school broadcasting system and play some Shebe porn.

back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":6743f]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:6743f]

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