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Mr.Buttocks 09-24-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer
Buttocks needs a bigger army.

freak:



calmdown:


Hand over your GFD. When 'The Jimmy Fund' gets to 100,000GFD we'll be able to upgrade the lad's penis. dance:

Short Hand 09-24-2005 05:15 PM

CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG

Jimmy Paterson 09-24-2005 05:24 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":595db][quote="Jimmy Paterson":595db]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:595db]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:[/quote:595db]

I didn't sodomize her, plus she was 18 and I was 17
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plus my penis is fine

Short Hand 09-24-2005 05:26 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":a2b11][quote="Eight Ace":a2b11][quote="Jimmy Paterson":a2b11]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:a2b11]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:[/quote:a2b11]

I didn't sodomize her, plus she was 18 and I was 17
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plus my penis is fine[/quote:a2b11]


CHITTY FUCk amg lozo publacasominopasooo

Jimmy Paterson 09-25-2005 02:21 PM

what the fuck does that mean??? if I get to keep the shit they take out ill take pics and post it

Jimmy Paterson 10-09-2005 09:02 AM

ok surgery is tomorrow at 10:30 am CST, wish me luck ladies.

CoMaToSe 10-09-2005 09:49 AM

good luck babe.

Its times like these, when I wish they just put a zipper in me so they dont have to incize every time oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 10-09-2005 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
good luck babe.

Its times like these, when I wish they just put a zipper in me so they dont have to incize every time oOo:

no zipper could hold your incredible brisket basket

Jimmy Paterson 10-11-2005 08:39 AM

those sobs forgot to give me my shit, then when I had them call down to the or they were like uhhhhh theres a new policy we cant give it to you cause of infectios somethings........LIAR!!!

Sgt>Stackem 10-11-2005 08:57 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":9f193]those sobs forgot to give me my shit, then when I had them call down to the or they were like uhhhhh theres a new policy we cant give it to you cause of infectios somethings........LIAR!!![/quote:9f193]


there are very strict guidelines on how they handle boi-hazarous material. They cant go around giving away implants that have human fluids on them. That is a bio-hazard

TonyMontana 10-11-2005 02:10 PM

i go for a third surgery on oct 18. they are placing some material i cant remember what it's called...some sort of plastic that is porous to allow bone to grow over it. filling in more of my orbital to push my eye out a little bit more to make it as close to perfect as possible. this will be my last surgery finally..

geRV 10-11-2005 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i go for a third surgery on oct 18. they are placing some material i cant remember what it's called...some sort of plastic that is porous to allow bone to grow over it. filling in more of my orbital to push my eye out a little bit more to make it as close to perfect as possible. this will be my last surgery finally..

What eye is it thats being worked on? Besides looking stoned to the gills in that pic in the pic thread your right eye looked ok.

And purple sunglasses = [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/bigeyes.gif[/img]

TonyMontana 10-11-2005 02:16 PM

its my right eye, the one that got fucked in the accident. and they are blue, the sun was just shining on it

geRV 10-11-2005 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
and they are blue, the sun was just shining on it

LIES theyre fucking pink\purple\homoerectus. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/SPANKY.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/angst.gif[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 10-11-2005 03:01 PM

[img]http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~kittkatt5/images/operation%20all%20game%20copy.jpg[/img]


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