[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":491fd]do some kegels[/quote:491fd]

That made me lmao!
I would give you a +1 but I just used a -1 on Pryo in another thread.

ROFL I once almost got in some deep motherfucking shit for being in a girl's dorm my freshman year. It was probably about 2:00 am, and we had just got done with our business. I'm like "I have to take a piss" so I wrap a towel around my nakedness and peek out of the door. I look left, right, no girls, no RA's to be found. Success. I dash across the hall into the girl's bathroom and go inside. FUCK!!! There's an RA washing her hands. I panic, but she's not paying attention, so I dash into one of the stalls, close the door, and wait until she GTFO. That would have been awesome if I had gotten caught like that, because here it's something like a $100 fine for being in there past 12:00, and I probably would have gotten more than that for having my dong flopping free.

our little coma is growing up....i think i may be tearing....

sucks the RA ruined it though. my RA doesnt do shit, he's pretty chill about everything. i had a female visitor for 3 days, he didnt say a word.

How old are you all, for fuck sake thats a stupid rule about not allowing females past 12. Its like being back in primary school.

they're talking about college dorms and whatnot. I understand but i agree with ya, nothing beats having your own place happy:

did u lie on ur back like a good doggy while she gave u a bit of the old "red rocket"...? beer:

Yep. Not only can you have your girl over all night, but the place doesn't smell like a musty cunt and no roomate to leave bags of potato chips all over the place. mad:

good. now stop posting and i will be happy for fatass Mcgee

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":e6fca]Yep. Not only can you have your girl over all night, but the place doesn't smell like a musty cunt and no roomate to leave bags of potato chips all over the place. mad:[/quote:e6fca]

so true, it is your own domain. I love my apartment happy:

this thread is worthless without pic's

that statement is worthless with that apostrophe.

this thread is worthless without PICTURES!

happy?

lol good for you , fuck all these other guys who sat at home and posted on the internet ripping about you being out with a chick.

tripowned

fuckin gay, tripod needs to just fucking shut down their service serioiusly.