[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":ba8e6]Yeah, this is the complaint thread, right?

Terrific.

I have a few complaints.

A) Spooge refuses to tell me who on the forums is selling him crack.

B) Innoxx refuses to tell me how he became a pr0n god.

C) I am not a vet.

D) Pyr0's penis is too small to satisfy Tripper (this wasn't my complaint, Tripper just wanted me to include it).

E) Wookie spelled his name incorrectly. The race of the Star Wars character named Chewbacca is spelled Wookiee. Two E's. Ironically, this is point E. Hrm.

F) Joe dropped the f-bomb like, two dozen times in the last twelve hours. That works out to twice per hour. I don't really have a problem with this, but does it mean that I am permitted to refer to ED as a "hamster tubing ass monger"?

G) BadScript takes eight days to reply to my e-mail. Does he live in Ethiopia? If so, does he need some food shipped over? Ethiopia is a really shitty place to live.

H) This is actually relating to Point G. Could we, for members of the forums, ban those Ethiopian commercials where they show the kids who are starving and have flies on their eyeballs? They make me feel sad while I'm devouring three pounds of raw beef.

Thanks, and I hope these issues are addressed shortly.[/quote:ba8e6]

YAY biggrin: It's about time some-one pointed out the mistake in my name freak: The reason being, other messageboards I went to would not allow me to spell it with 2 e's because the username was too big...so the one e sort of stuck freak: Hehe.

You could of been "Wook-ee" biggrin:

Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

Could we please address the issues at HAND, here?

Geez.

noctis=teh man

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":bbc20]You could of been "Wook-ee" biggrin:[/quote:bbc20]

Hehe, nah, doesnt look right wink:

[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":60a5e]

D) Pyr0's penis is too small to satisfy Tripper (this wasn't my complaint, Tripper just wanted me to include it).

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Tripper is just upset mine if bigger than his.

First of all, when the fuck did I post naked pics, of my loved ones!? I suppose you're refering to that old bird. Well, Anti originally posted that pic, I was disgusted, but in a sick way, found it amusing....So I edited it, by covering up the sick parts with a cut-out of Pyr0's head...What is wrong with that? She was all covered up. I admit that after it was deleted I posted it once more.....But, it really wasn't that bad.

Now, Pyr0 - It's true...You can't possibly fufill my sexual fantasies with that minute piece. Come on, you need a huge penis for that.

That Head you used to cover it up was hot stuff though.

Yes, I was reffering to that old hag, the loved ones remark....I was kidding. Yes I know Anti posted it first, and that should have been it. Posting pics of old hags is a big no no....if she was young and hot....sure.....but then again... no, I dont think so. wink:

Whats wrong with it, even though she was covered up, well I dont know, I didnt see that pic, but Joe thought it was bad enough so I followed his lead. Yeah I probably should have checked it out myself. But anyway...no more dirty old naked ladies ok ? Funny, yes, but damaging.....

trust joe's word...hmm...i'd advise checking out the pic next time

you should have seen the fish pic, man that was some hilarious shit biggrin:

Ok fine i admit i have done nothing so their. and strikor no shit my name takes up 2 lines im still waiting for badscript to let me change my name to LoneGunner65 ok.

[quote="=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c":695f7]Ok fine i admit i have done nothing so their. and strikor no shit my name takes up 2 lines im still waiting for badscript to let me change my name to LoneGunner65 ok.[/quote:695f7]

Badscript takes forever.
It would be quicker just to create a new account.

O yea that would be good but I already got to 1000 post already i dont want to lose all my posts.

[quote="=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c":2d994]O yea that would be good but I already got to 1000 post already i dont want to lose all my posts.[/quote:2d994]

Ah, I see your point.

It would take a lot of spamming to rebuild that post count in a short time. happy:

Im glad u see my point now all i have to do is sit bck and twiddle my thumbs and wait for badscript to send me a pm letting me change my name. cry:

C'mon, I know what you did. Why don't you share it with us?

Ok Innox ill tell u wat i did. I did nothing biggrin: ok i admit i did nothing their u happy now.

Come on now, Innoxx, don't start that "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you" junk. Tell us what he did. biggrin:

Very clever, why don't you tell us the truth?

Alright, he sucked on my bollos, and I cried. He also got my p004bs stuck in his teeth.

well you could always ask joe, vvolf or blitz for advice

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new complaint: joe unlocks threads just so he can post in them and lock em again, now that's just stupid of you joe

start acting ur age strikor. this whole week u've been complaining. no one cares

start acting straight germ, this whole time you've been on this forum you've had that gay asian prince bullshit. no one cares.

this aint about me strikor, it's about u and ur bitching and moaning

sure it is germ

you want to bitch about me bitching, i'll bitch about your obsession with asian prince.

now fuck off

..If they didn't care, then why was a thread created for this specific purpose?

they wont care if it's one of their own. joe is a mod now

it's ok to bitch when the subject is an idiot who bitches about a mod and noone else seems to support his cause

i see, so mods are immune to complaints. well, i guess joe should post some porn then.

I gota go with Shroom since I totally hate him. Well sometimes BJ (you know Joe) but not all the time just sometimes. AND DON'T FORGET BAN SHROOM!!!!!

[quote="=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c":03322]Ok fine i admit i have done nothing so their. and strikor no shit my name takes up 2 lines im still waiting for badscript to let me change my name to LoneGunner65 ok.[/quote:03322]

Or you could just ask me.

I have an issue: You hate me so much you can't stop talking about me. hake:

I'm sorry, I must of missed the rule that said I couldn't unlock threads for my two cents. I think as long as I didn't leave room for arguement, which I didn't do, there isn't an issue with this, and I only did it once, schmuck. If you got an issue with it, talk to BadScript. biggrin:

great idea joe, i'm still waiting for him to figure out the email that tells him how to prune the fucking forum

and i'm not surprised you see nothing wrong with that, after all you make the rules oOo:

Complaint: Strik0r and Bazooka_Joe fight too much

I'll second that complaint.

Plus, these animated Gif sigs are getting really annoying.

[quote="redhawk_six":df208]I'll second that complaint.

Plus, these animated Gif sigs are getting really annoying.[/quote:df208]

I'll umm. . .third that?

You don't mean my flag do you?

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":7596c][quote="redhawk_six":7596c]I'll second that complaint.

Plus, these animated Gif sigs are getting really annoying.[/quote:7596c]

I'll umm. . .third that?

You don't mean my flag do you?[/quote:7596c]

No, the flags and really small gifs are okay, but it's the big ones that are annoying, they keep slowing down my connection, and I'm on cable internet!
I can only imagine what the 56k users are going though.

When is someone going to address MY needs, damnit? MY NEEDS.

you need a hug Noctis?