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Coleman 05-07-2007 02:03 PM

[img]http://photos-141.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v47/131/69/9342617/n9342617_34944141_6228.jpg[/img]

Zoner 05-07-2007 02:26 PM

LOOL! That cat on the right has a very metal collar. \m/

Nyck 05-07-2007 02:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMikQAhrN-w

Nyck 05-07-2007 02:30 PM

[img]http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/05/clinton2.jpg[/img]

Zoner 05-07-2007 02:33 PM

[img]http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3788/hh2nt6.jpg[/img]

Coleman 05-07-2007 02:34 PM

lol....poor man is all over the web now hahahaa

strvs 05-07-2007 06:43 PM

hoffl

anti 05-07-2007 07:00 PM

antierho> calling vin diesel
<aM> tell him your looking to book a break dancer for a childs birthday party
<Merloin> bring his riddick costume

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 05-08-2007 03:57 PM

[img]http://www.whitescarver.com/erinjeff/Owned/Jasonthreadrocks.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 05-08-2007 04:26 PM

[url=http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-chops-off-own-head-with-chainsaw/2007/05/09/1178390349892.html:b4c16]man chops off own head with chainsaw[/url:b4c16]

MadMan 05-08-2007 05:03 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":61cee][url=http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-chops-off-own-head-with-chainsaw/2007/05/09/1178390349892.html:61cee]man chops off own head with chainsaw[/url:61cee][/quote:61cee]

pretty neat trick, not much chance for an encore though.

Chronic Diarrhea 05-08-2007 05:15 PM

[quote:e55d3]after stabbing his 70-year-old father[/quote:e55d3]

[quote:e55d3]death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago.[/quote:e55d3]


loney: I hate stories like this. Something about children killing their parents that really gets to me, especially when the parents are older. It's almost as if you feel they were cheated out of life, since they lived that long. I read stories of 90+ year old people being murdered, and it's horrible.

Mr.Buttocks 05-08-2007 06:04 PM

[img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i590077_Image011.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-08-2007 07:17 PM

WHAT IS THAT!!!

Nyck 05-08-2007 08:21 PM

I just realized that 5 years ago today I signed up for this gay forum

Unknown_Sniper 05-08-2007 08:27 PM

happy anniversary!

Bucknub 05-08-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I just realized that 5 years ago today I signed up for this gay forum

fgt

Nyck 05-08-2007 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I just realized that 5 years ago today I signed up for this gay forum

fgt

DINOSAURSR4REAL

MadMan 05-08-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I just realized that 5 years ago today I signed up for this gay forum

fgt

DINOSAURSR4REAL

happy:

Bullitt 05-08-2007 10:15 PM

"...but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring himself. He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears stream from Joey's closed eyes. The soft music started to get to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing crescendo of his own..."

Tripper 05-08-2007 10:47 PM

rofl little elvis

Chronic Diarrhea 05-09-2007 08:43 AM

[url:2d0bc]http://youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k[/url:2d0bc]


All I can say is, "Why?"

Nyck 05-09-2007 08:49 AM

[img]http://www.zerosummind.com/uploaded_images/newk-736072.jpg[/img]

[img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/n1232310009_30079729_2738.jpg[/img]


[img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/kitten_in_a_box_worded-igloo.jpg[/img]

[img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/ihasfacelift.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 05-09-2007 09:07 AM

ROFL at Newlear kitty

Edit: Im done with school for the year, woot!

Mr.Buttocks 05-09-2007 12:28 PM

http://girlswithhairyarms.net/

Mr.Buttocks 05-09-2007 01:00 PM

[img]http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/cat_suck.jpg[/img]

TonyMontana 05-09-2007 01:06 PM

rofl i think i see sackage

Mr.Buttocks 05-09-2007 01:13 PM

I'm pretty sure that's her fake leopard nose.

Milla 05-09-2007 01:18 PM

No, thats sack. lol

Tripper 05-09-2007 01:50 PM

swing low sweet semensack

Chronic Diarrhea 05-09-2007 02:08 PM

Either that other dude is a legend in the art of deepthroating, or that dude's wang is 8.7 cm long.

Coleman 05-09-2007 02:10 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":08359]
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
rofl i think i see sackage

I'm pretty sure that's her fake leopard nose.[/quote:08359]

hhahahaha best exchange of words in all of 2007.

Coleman 05-09-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
swing low sweet semensack

it looks like your face a little bit (not to offend you!!!!)

jujumantb 05-09-2007 07:46 PM

i have a big game against manchester united, they are leading the league by a good margin but i need a win to move ahead of chelsea for second place... i'll let you know how it goes..

Bucknub 05-09-2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
swing low sweet semensack

it looks like your face a little bit (not to offend you!!!!)

holy fuck you're RIGHT! eek: lmfao

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-09-2007 08:10 PM

mmm leopard sacks

jujumantb 05-09-2007 08:12 PM

i lost 3-2 mad:
they had 3 goals on 5 shots... only one was my fault. fuck

Tripper 05-09-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
swing low sweet semensack

it looks like your face a little bit (not to offend you!!!!)

holy fuck you're RIGHT! eek: lmfao


omg roflllllll


peeps at 92b said i looked like:
[img]http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5237/mrcharismaaw8.jpg[/img]
[img]http://a34.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_eb792ae511f8f471f67edde9368b0ca1.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-10-2007 07:08 AM

what happened to that guys neck?

Chronic Diarrhea 05-10-2007 07:26 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":be774]what happened to that guys neck?[/quote:be774]

Nutella.


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