the same reason people keep ticket stubs to sports games or concerts, but i like the way you automatically assume it's for egotistical purposes.

for what point? at least on the ticket it says I was here on this date. I mean do you have each bottle labeled with a date? I could see the point of having one. hell people collect different bottles thats cool. but why have 10 bottles of jager, 6 goldschlager, 3 151's etc to me it says "hey look how much we drink"

i remeber each bottle (maybe not of the jager). you're right, it does look like that but to YOU, but have you been in my situation? do you know me or my history? guess not. it's not a sign of "hey im cool", its a testament to the time in my life in which let myself go and became highly social (basically most first year students) and drinking became rampant (so empty bottles would be a symbol to the change in my life, get it?). would you rather have me take them all down and leave an empty area? im sorry for having decorations nyck, and keeping a memory of the past. i guess i should throw out all my old broken skateboards too, someone might mistaken them for an attempt to be cool.

whoa way to deep for my tiny mind calmdown: im gonna go back to strumming my banjo

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LOL



dude, strum my banjo

you should compare bottles/stories with jujumantb and elstat, I'm sure their life story is strung through a collection of empty liquor bottles, each signifying his metamorphasis from the lonely doe-eyed caterpiller who through the virtures of alcohol BROKE FREE from his cacoon to become the beautiful butterlfy that he is now with friendships that would have NEVER been made without the existance of the juice of friendship that was once contained in each bottle.

KK

ROFL oh fuck

choke on a dorito the_finger:

Let us choke on each other girth. Make up sex is the best

"my friendship started with not one look, but with one bottle, growing ever more. never truly empty , but now filled with the laughs of good times had and memories that may have been forgotten in my mind but never in the bottle
, this is my story"

LMFAO

Bucknub, i seriously want to have sex with you. You are the reason I visit this site (yes, blame buck).

every empty can of mountain dew, and empty doritos bag beside your bed is like my rectum, empty without your man love. one day nyck, i want to be the crumbs stuck underneath your rolls and in your belly button, so i can know what it's like to feel your warmth.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously nyck, go do some parenting ffs.