I remember the first (and the last) time I tried acid, I thought a giant penis was cutting my hair. ed:

a girl came to school today stoned...she was shaking and all that cuz someone said she had a roachhead oOo:

i wnt deer hunting today.didnt see a damn thing cry: mad: fire2:

Beer is the best thing in life.

Hard liquor is gay. People drink it just to get drunk. Binge drinking is stupid.

If you want to save money, buy TNT or Presidents Choice beer. They cost about $4 for a six pack. Can't get much cheaper than that. PC is a lot better than TNT though. TNT tastes like cheese.

As for drinking before toking, I had a friend do this and he was messed up. He enjoyed himself and it was very funny.

I wouldn't know though, i don't smoke. Only cigars.

CIGARS FUCKING RULE! I used to smoke a pipe, too "english" for me, and people kept thinking I was smoking up, so now I just smoke du mauriers.

How dare you bash the national Polish drink fo vodka and say it's stupid!!!?!

Ever triad potato vodka? ACK! PLOOO!