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cock rings? wtf
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quote tupac shakur: Bitches aint shit, every time that there is a funeral there was some bitch that got horny the night before. we need to go back to the OG penitentary days and start jacking off. cuz these bitches is gonna get us killed main.
i partially agree on this... but for my advice: get some hot chick and make out in front of her face then turn to her and say "you still got some clothes at my place". when she comes fuq her nastily hard and when yer done kick her out. (love can make you blind...so OPEN YA GODDANG EYES!!!!) |
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What a post!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at some of this crap...A guy looking for advice on a forum for a game that involves shooting people! I've seen it all! My advice, call her mom and tell her that you want to make up for being a jerk and invite them over to apologize! Slip a sedative in some nice cold lemonade and when they pass out, undress them both in your bed set up the video camera and prop her mom up into the doggystyle position and get her from behind, while your sitting with your boys resting on your EX-girlfriends chin. Then dress them both back up and drive them back down to their house and drop them off in the lawn, at night so nobody see's you doing this. Then go back to your house and turn the video into a sig on your AlliedAssault.com ID! That's just off the top of my head!
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Sadly has any one noticed this is like turning some kind of advice fourm where people explain there problems and fealings
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[quote="White Rabbit":1ec5d]offer her a soda spiked with vicoden, then have your way with her, see who has the last word now[/quote:1ec5d]
I just had vicoden when I got my wisdom teeth removed. All it would do is make her aches go away, possibly a little sleepy. Id have to suggest something a tad stronger. |
hmmm the advice in this thread ranges from the stupid to the doun right illeagal ..
first asking for advice about a chick in a game forum ..not bright and if he REALLY does have enugh issues to do a post about his personal life here in this forum ..then he might just take some of the advice posted here .. then when hes sitting in jail explaining why he did this stupid shit and he says "i got the advice from aa.com" and the fcc comes kickin doun the door to see why shit like that goes on here.... remember this is teh inet ..aneyone and everyone can read this advice ..make sure you want to take responseability for your actions Flagg |
[quote="Pvt Flagg":37126]hmmm the advice in this thread ranges from the stupid to the doun right illeagal ..
first asking for advice about a chick in a game forum ..not bright and if he REALLY does have enugh issues to do a post about his personal life here in this forum ..then he might just take some of the advice posted here .. then when hes sitting in jail explaining why he did this stupid shit and he says "i got the advice from aa.com" and the fcc comes kickin doun the door to see why shit like that goes on here.... remember this is teh inet ..aneyone and everyone can read this advice ..make sure you want to take responseability for your actions Flagg[/quote:37126] You took people seriously? How sad. |
[quote="Pvt Flagg":e74a1]hmmm the advice in this thread ranges from the stupid to the doun right illeagal ..
first asking for advice about a chick in a game forum ..not bright and if he REALLY does have enugh issues to do a post about his personal life here in this forum ..then he might just take some of the advice posted here .. then when hes sitting in jail explaining why he did this stupid shit and he says "i got the advice from aa.com" and the fcc comes kickin doun the door to see why shit like that goes on here.... remember this is teh inet ..aneyone and everyone can read this advice ..make sure you want to take responseability for your actions Flagg[/quote:e74a1] english like that from an american? hake: |
Kev0, you may have feelings for her but she is no fuckin good, she's the lowest of the low, what a h0e, you gotta g0....get urself a new girl. sorry about it and all but nothing in life is worth killing yourself over, give it a few weeks and you'll be glad you aren't with her anymore. Generally you forget about girls like her, then next you hear of them they're working the streets, on mIRC or gettin slapped around by some wife beater wishing they'd not chosen the path of pure lust and disloyalty.
Move on mate, you're much l3373r than that dishonest traitor biATCH |
Oh, jeez, you have a lot to learn, lad. Only way to learn it is the hard way and you're going about that right now.
If there's one thing in life that you need to know it's this: No one woman is worth killing yourself over. Ever. Fuck me, they ain't even worth losing sleep over, when all's said and done. Unless you've been with her for at least a year and you're at least 21 years of age then forget trying to win back any girl that you're "in love" with. And that's not even accounting for the fact that this girl you want was getting off with another boy, wants to be with another boy, and doesn't want to be with you. There is no advice any man could give you to win her back. No man would want you to win her back. You'd be a class A loser if you tried (trust me, been there, done that). Having said that I know it can be hard when all these hormones are ripping through you. Try your best to remember that: The only reason you feel the way you do right now is hormones. It ain't love, matey, TRUST ME. Find something to do. Go out with your friends. Keep yourself occupied and forget the girl. That's all she is - A girl. All she wants is to mess about. She doesn't want love and when she does find it she'll discard it the moment she gets bored of it. The reason for this? She's not matured. Don't expect anything from a girl until she's at least 18 years old. Even then, there's no guarantee that she'll not be immature. Have fun. That's my advice. |
i neaver took aneyone seriously ..first thing i said was if hes posting hear asking advice..hes full of shit ...but if HE is seriously sick enugh to do a post here about his chick ..then hes sick enugh to falow through with some of the advice given
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stop gravedigging.
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