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Proteus 07-28-2004 04:41 PM

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eeves 07-29-2004 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
mildly...

anyhow... heres one for the Canuks...

3 guys, one from Calgary, one from Newfoundland and one from Quebec, find a lamp and rub it, out pops a genie who says: "normally I give 3 wishes, but since there is 3 of you, i'll grant one each..." the Newf goes first and says: "oh jasus bye, fill da ocean back up wit cod", the genie snaps his fingers and instantly the ocean is teeming with giant cod...
the Quebecer goes second and says: "i wood like you to put up a 100 foot wall all da way around la belle provance to keep out all da anglos"... the genie snaps his fingers and poof, a 100 foot wall appears around the border of Quebec...
next is the guy from Calgary, he looks at the genie and asks: "how high did you say that wall was?"
"100 feet high" replies the genie
"ok" says the Calgarian, "fill it with water"...


rock: rock: rock:

eeves 07-29-2004 01:28 AM

there were two pancakes..one said "its hott in here!!!" and the second pancake replied "WOAH a talkin pancake!".... oOo:


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