second one is a goodie

milk chicken bomb is super bad, if you do that in someones house, and stash it in a heating duct, they might never get the smell out...

dance:

Update:


Ahhh, my friend's and I pulled some good stunts off. To the one girl, we distracted her and I took her gym clothes out to the hallway. There I put CRISCO all over the inside of her gym shorts. Ha, she told me afterwards she put them on and it got all over her legs and felt cold.


As for the other girl, we didn't really do anything destructive to her. I used her locker combo and got into her books. Do you know the porn adds in the back o f HUSTLER's magazines or something that have "Call XXXXXX for wild phone sex" and they'll have a little stupid picture of a couple fucking? Well, we took about 30 pictures and randomly placed them in her stuff. We made sure we put one in every text book in random spots. Ha, then we took a huge page and put it in her clarinet case. She told me later that she let a freshmen girl borrow it and was stunned at what she saw! ha!




Today i woke up and saw my car messed with. It is covered with ketchup, mustard, and popcorn. I'll just go outside quick and hose it down. That was a very stupid prank I'll tell you that.



Later, i have a few ideas to do to them. For instance, we're going to one of their homes at night and going to put vasaline on their windshield whipers so when they turn them on, it'll just smear all over the windshield. The other girl doesn't lock her house door at night (so I hear), so a bunch of my friends and I are going to throw about 20 fart bombs in the front door and yell "Fire in the HOLE!"

ahh, used the pressure washer to clean the car off. It took less than 10mins cool:

[quote="TGB!":fbab6]Someones gonna end up with a bullet in their brains.

Thats the ONLY way this can end. . .[/quote:fbab6]

no, thats how......nvm

mm that could end up being pretty dangerous for the driver don't you think?

yes. We'll end up calling them right before school ends and say, "You might want to bring some soap and water to clean off your whiper blades" or put a ton of post-it-notes on the car saying "clean the whipers"

[quote=Tripper][quote="Scalping Chief":16ecd][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:16ecd]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:16ecd]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands[/quote:16ecd]
so if for example, ned was taking karate and then got into a fight with shorthand later on, it would be a even match eek: I see what your saying but in alot of cases it does make a difference

the throwing fart bombs into someone house at night doesnt sound well, you might want to rethink that one , im going with the TGB , someone might get blasted on that one . GOOD LUCK

[quote=Sirus][quote=Tripper][quote="Scalping Chief":3c295][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:3c295]
i'd like to see you try, you hairy potter looking peice of shit, you talk big on the internet but in real life its diffrent.
You make fun on short because he lifts weight, but he could beat the living shit outta you... sleeping:[/quote:3c295]

Weights don't mean fucking shit in a fight. You could be the biggest, strongest mother fucker and not even be able to lay a decent hit.
I've seen my fair share of pretty ruthless fights at parties etc, and I can say, I've seen some pretty big guys go down quite easily.


Strvs > Scalping Penis > Short Hands[/quote:3c295]
so if for example, ned was taking karate and then got into a fight with shorthand later on, it would be a even match eek: I see what your saying but in alot of cases it does make a difference[/quote:3c295]


Ned's like 9 years old, what the fuck? We're talking realism here, not fantasy......In alot of cases it does make a difference sure - When the bigger, weight trained person knows how to handle themselves in a fight.

This isn't quantum physics here - Should be relatively easy to understand: You train your muscles but don't train your technique, you'll just get fucked up by someone who knows what they're doing.

ANYWAY, we made up a document....


[quote:9a3ac]Rules of Engagement
Prank War 2004

Rule 1: No pranks that will do damage to property (property means a home or something as small as a shoe) that is irreversible.

Rule 2: In regards to the coordination of attacks, no more than 1 guest may be brought with the nation. The nation will have set cities (aka individual people). Exceptions may be brought up if transportation is an issue and that person does not participate in the actions.

Australian Territory: Mauritania, Valencia, Feetaly, Amberigan
Brazilian Territory: Geoffsylvania, Rohalyaska, Davidchussettes, Tothania

Rule 3: One prank for one prank. Turns must be taken by countries. Confessions must be given following each prank.

Rule 4: "No taking any articles of clothing that will not be replaced and therefore may cause the person to leave the situation with less clothing on before it the start of the prank."

Rule 5: A truce can only be made if all 8 states of war agree unanimously in ink.

Rule 6: All traitors will be considered neutral in the battles and cannot be picked up by any other country. Deserters cannot make their own hostile country either.

Rule 7: In the case of an accident, the feuding nation may repay as a team or elect a state to give reparations in money individually. The nation or state that has damage done may elect to pardon the opponent state/nation.

Rule 8: Any trip taken by the feuding nations will automatically cause a lull in the war and cause peace until the two nations set foot back on Easton soil.

Rule 9: The person inducing the initial prank will be subject to retaliation on the spot. Once the prankster has left the scene, it is now the prankee's turn. The nation that clearly catches the pranker(s) and keeps them under control during a prank will be awarded a free random prank for that month (You cannot carry over bonus pranks from month to month).

Elastic Clause: Any rule(s) may be subject to change in order to keep friendly relations between the feuding nations.
Brazil Australia
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you must be the boredest person alive.

You and people spent time to make this 'document'?

the hell.

and btw, what you said before, I had experience pranking with crickets and shaving cream.

The shaving cream doesn't expand much at all. So scratch that idea, it's a myth, tested it.

Second, the crickets, at worst they'll make their locker/car smell like crickets and urine for a few days, but that's it. They don't really make noise, and will die easily.

As for egging their cars, that wears paint, so don't do that. Uh.. I like the toothbrush in buttcheeks idea... where you use their camera to take the pic, and later they'll see the pic and the date, etc, heh.

Anyways.. pranking is fun as shiznit.

put ham all over their cars. or u can put some weed into their lockers and tell someone about it and get them busted.