In the rural areas of Thailand, you took shits in holes in the ground. Really, you squatted down, and instead of toilet paper, you took a bowl of water, and splashed it upon your butt. In the richer areas, it would be a regular American toilet seat, with a spray gun to the side...really hurt, it hit the target and squirted into my asshole, giving me the strangest feeling, like I was shitting backwards.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":c5c23]...really hurt, it hit the target and squirted into my asshole,
giving me the strangest feeling, like I was shitting backwards.[/quote:c5c23]
stop it Duffy, yer gettin me hard...suck this...FUCKEN SUCK IT!!!

Rofl, thats twice you've said that.

poop in the urinals. Its rather commonplace. I even saw bill cosby do it

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[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":a5c65]In my house fuck no, in public bathrooms i hoover above the seat, never sit down..[/quote:a5c65] last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a5a91][quote="Yosef Stalin":a5a91]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:a5a91]

who are you sir?[/quote:a5a91]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.

[quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b6dbf][quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:b6dbf]

who are you sir?[/quote:b6dbf]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:b6dbf]

ok.....

well he asked. calmdown:

[quote=gtboys34] last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first[/quote:f802c]

You actually fell into a toilet? What are you? A fuckin' baby?

well it was at my first job about 4 yrs ago. I had just finished cleaning the toilets and sweeping the floors and mopping them. So i had on my classic gym shoes getting ready to sit on the toilet and my foot slipped and i fell in. Caught myself a little but i still had some water slashed up on the back of my shirt. Does that still qualify me as a baby?? loney:

Well, yeah, seeing as the seats are made for grown men to sit on....I still don't understand how you got your ass through the hole in the seat....

the seats actually could have still been up.

Yeah, you might wanna mention that when you post about hovering over a toilet....Because you generally do that when you're taking a shit, and you generally take a shit with the seat DOWN....

oOo:

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