hubert cumberdale is a friend of you, isn't it?

i think radiation from my monitor is killing me slowly

Quite.

He tastes of soot and poo.

my TI-83 plus just ran out of batteries cry:

use your fucking head a sheat of mead, and a #2. if you dont know what those are go back to kindergarten and ask one of the little kids.

I just realized I have a hole in my pocket. Im poor now.....

boobs

So did my T-1000...He just keeps repeating mental shit.

Dontcha just hate it when you squeeze out a big fart and your anus burns like only duffy's should?

No, I think that feeling is strictly for fatties who get fucked in the ass.

when i shower, i wack my carrot non stop eek:

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you

I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo. ahh

E Jack Hugh Lay Tion, the skirvy seaman spat penises on the devilcocks and satanrollers. It ended with death. Me tripe.

LIBYANS! ed: