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Eight Ace 12-10-2005 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by anti
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnj
Jimmy, what's your Moms address so I can fuck her?


mwah:
why, you know Johnj....that might just work!, if you give her a good "seeing-to" you could suggest she lift
Jimmy's computer ban (and possibly upgrade his graphics card) whist she is basking in the afterglow

Arkan 12-10-2005 06:47 PM
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??

anti 12-10-2005 06:55 PM
arkan beats his children

Johnj 12-10-2005 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by anti
arkan beats his (well behaved) children


beer: dance:

Mr.Buttocks 12-10-2005 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by anti
arkan beats his carpet

Short Hand 12-10-2005 09:54 PM
i fucking hate YOU ALLL FUCK CUNT MOTHER FUCKER ehahergrhghrghgrhghegrhhyisdotgerunhbfu7=[4-ydrh- 5[p0hj8tu890

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-10-2005 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by anti
arkan eats his children
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Michael 12-10-2005 10:31 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":96cd9]well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:[/quote:96cd9]yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.

Jimmy Paterson 12-11-2005 12:16 AM
as long as they let me join I will

Eight Ace 12-11-2005 12:42 AM
[quote="Short Hand":34e12]i fucking hate YOU ALLL FUCK CUNT MOTHER FUCKER ehahergrhghrghgrhghegrhhyisdotgerunhbfu7=[4-ydrh- 5[p0hj8tu890[/quote:34e12]
now now....don't say it if you don't mean it.. freak:

Miscguy 12-11-2005 12:47 AM
[quote=M79]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":be33a
well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:
yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.[/quote:be33a]

Thats why he plays so much AA, gotta train up.

Michael 12-11-2005 01:30 AM
[quote=Miscguy]
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Originally Posted by M79
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Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":1b0fa
well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:
yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.
Thats why he plays so much AA, gotta train up.[/quote:1b0fa]lol

Himmler 12-11-2005 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??
exactly. if i ever get in trouble with my dad he just takes away the modem. doesnt touch the computer.

Jin-Roh 12-11-2005 04:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??
... and that's life? loney:

dr nein 12-11-2005 06:20 AM
don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army


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