granted, but it's on fire.

I wish I had a brain.

Granted, but it's Paris Hilton's.

I wish my co-workers would fucking make coffee when the pot is empty.

granted, but it tastes worse than if you had made it yourself. =O

I wish Zoner was my father.

granted, they'll make a 'special' pot filled half with coffee and half with piss.

I wish I could have perfect health.

Granted. but you will get cancer after it

I wish my schlöng was huge.

Granted but its spikey like a cactus.

I wish i had a dog

Granted. but it will be eaten by a polar bear.

i wish i had a pizza at this moment

Granted, but its a Scat Supreme and u r fatally sodomized by that same gay escaped gorilla from b4 whilst ur eating it.

I wished Dr.Duffy and Duke of Ray were to become the new American President and Vice President respectively.

[quote="Eight Ace":7d0cf]I wished Dr.Duffy and Duke of Ray were to become the new American President and Vice President respectively.[/quote:7d0cf] granted, but Zoner would excommunicate Duffy from the country and the duke would disappear into Mexico looking for beans, never to be found again

I wish I could trade in my success because y'all look at me and say boy you've been blessed, but y'all don't see the inside of my unhappiness.

Granted, but you are just gay


I wish this forum had more people posting, its so fucking boring.

Granted, but you get Sparks, Duffy, etc..... oh wait they were banned oOo:

I wish people would stop being banned so we can get more people posting here again.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4d079]Granted, but you get Sparks, Duffy, etc..... oh wait they were banned oOo:

I wish people would stop being banned so we can get more people posting here again.[/quote:4d079]

Doesn't matter either way. This place is like 92B now, outsiders don't feel welcome. If Rude starts to get good traffic with his MOHA (Airborne) coverage, we might get new people in here once again who aren't idiots.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4a2c5][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4a2c5]Granted, but you get Sparks, Duffy, etc..... oh wait they were banned oOo:

I wish people would stop being banned so we can get more people posting here again.[/quote:4a2c5]

Doesn't matter either way. This place is like 92B now, outsiders don't feel welcome. If Rude starts to get good traffic with his MOHA (Airborne) coverage, we might get new people in here once again who aren't idiots.[/quote:4a2c5]

my wish wasn't granted loney:

Granted, but the place would get overtaken just like the Palestinians

I wish i were 20 years younger

granted, but you would have no genitals to pound hot younger women.

I wish I could travel through time.