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jujumantb 09-20-2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Edward 40 handz ngrz...

Quiz your boner of a friend on Che Guevara; if he's as clueless as he appears to be, burn his shirt

hes a freshman, I'm sure he has no clue freak:

Tripper 09-20-2006 10:02 PM

[quote=jujumantb]
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Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":c5635
[img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????

You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:[/quote:c5635]

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.

anti 09-20-2006 10:14 PM

you ain't cool unless you pee your pants

lasagna 09-20-2006 10:40 PM

call me miles davis

Chronic Diarrhea 09-21-2006 12:53 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":692b9
[img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????

You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.[/quote:692b9]

You don't really need your hands to pee, just let your dong flop out and let leave the door wide open for all to marvel at your behemoth dick.

Vance 09-21-2006 02:22 AM

Yeah but you'd have to stand rihgt over the toilet cause that shit droops son

CoMaToSe 09-21-2006 02:27 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":5a463
[img]http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/26122523871.jpg[/img]


how do you take a leak????????????????

You usually piss before hand and drink quickly. But yes you can get a girl to hold your business or attempt it yourself if you have free fingers. Notice my basketball shorts strategy- no zipper to deal with, can yank em down with one finger and atleast not piss yourself beer:

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.

I'd just sit down to pee...don't need yo hands that way.[/quote:5a463]
but then do you not risk "dipping" your meat?

Pyro 09-21-2006 09:43 AM

wow...to take a piss standing up with no hands...you'd have tpo have great judgement for like the first try....then you can figure out the aim afterwards....but the first try gonna be the tough one.

Sgt>Stackem 09-21-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.
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you have never taught a girl to write thier name in the snow? I thought everyone did that

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 09-21-2006 10:46 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a9da1]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

I don't think I could even get my g/f to hold my dick while I piss, let alone some random girl - thats pretty fucking disgusting for the chick.
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you have never taught a girl to write thier name in the snow? I thought everyone did that[/quote:a9da1]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.

Unknown_Sniper 09-21-2006 10:48 AM

you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.

Sgt>Stackem 09-21-2006 11:19 AM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":24a08]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.[/quote:24a08]


Frank Zappa did

strvs 09-21-2006 03:32 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":0897b][quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":0897b]

Stackem is the reason your folks warned you not to eat yellow snow.[/quote:0897b]


Frank Zappa did[/quote:0897b]
rock:

Mr.Buttocks 09-21-2006 03:38 PM

strvs - would you hold my cock....?

strvs 09-21-2006 03:43 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ed005]strvs - would you hold my cock....?[/quote:ed005] rock:


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