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[quote=".PsychoMerc.":cba53]Me & my friend Jamie play FFAs on and off for fun, well, at the map glitch house in Destroyed Village, a guy was camping.

Me and Jamie use custom skins we made, with pics of each of us on them, so we can identify each other.

He was about to pick me off, and on TeamSpeak he said theres a guy up there, lets go get him, so we shuffle around, and get up there, and start waling on the guy.

Then we realized that it was sniper only, and the pistol had no effect on him, then we changed to sniper and were about to pop him, when two bullets came in, one from another camper, and one from a guy at the tank.

The campers' bullet went through my spine and annihilated me, while the sniper at the tank's bullet went through Jamie's skull.

Our bodies fell surrounding the guy we went to bash, me and Jamie laugh about that to date.

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sorry i hate bad english...LMAO JUST KIDDING WITH YOU,, its My friend and I..... k? lol jk with ya..... i remember in stalingrad where the mg42 is, i was hiding in that corner once when i was a noob, this one guy was covering me as I was firing down at the ground at like 3 enemies"I was an allie" So, I kept on shooting and shooting my m1 garand , i was down to like 30 rounds, and i finally noticed i had grenades left, all 6 of them , LMAO i threw them all and i got actually 5 because the other two enemies were down there as well, LMAO.....I still nade spam today,so if you see Eshelmen as a name that would be me ok?

Aka_Eshelmen

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notice I had a few mistakes in spelling there to...Sorry...


Aka_Eshelmen

my funniest
 

mine was in stalingrad when i killed a piece of cheese

I got 2.

1.I was in stalingrad on the in the house all the way up, on the axis side sniping people And im only at 2 health. And i see a guy at the MG42 i put my scope on him, just before pulling the trigger i hear someone shooting from behind me, so i disable scope jump out, shoot the guy on the MG42 quickly turn around where i was and see the guy with a smg shooting at me and I cap him too. I laughed for so long, cuz right when i turned around ai fired and he Yelled aimbot it was funny.

2. I was on teamspeak with some of my friends in a Obj TDM on Axis. It was just the four of us and we were sticking together and we see this guy walking down the street so i screamed in my mic Hide on opposite sides of the guy. There was a person in front of him, to the right, left, and behind him all out of views. I told them to get the pistols out. "1,2, 3!" i said we jumped out and just annilahted this guy. (u hear a roar of laughter from all the people on my teamspeak. That was funny,

V2 rocket i planted the bomb 5 axis start shooting at me i jumped into the vents next thing BOOM! all of them dead.^_^

but u didnt kill them..

But it killed them ed: ed:

*title of thread* funniest kill you have made. notice he didnt kill them, the rocket did.

Well Maximus is a new guy on our team, he shouldnt have changed to the axis, so I brought him the good news on V2, the whack to his head sorted him out, maybe not my best kill but it still amuses me :)

http://www.westmount.co.uk/images/maximus.jpg

I was on destroyed Village and their was this axis player trying to land shark wat i did was i thru a grenade at him and it somehow got stuck to him like 5 seconds later i herd an explosion and i killed like 6 people already. biggrin:

biggrin: Evilest kills I ever made: Playing Stalingrad in low grav. I'm hiding in the destroyed building, in the second level. 3 guys jump out to get to the other roof (I know at least 1 person knows what I'm talking about) So I snipe the first one to jump off bigzooka: Then the second 1 is like "Holy Sh*t" bigzooka: There goes his head and the third one is saying "Mommy!" bigzooka: Bye Bye.

I was roflmaopmp. I had to log off because i was getting killed for just sitting around doing nothing while i was laughing.

k.

[quote="Dragoon Hurricane":a0750]lets see... i was in the destroyed village sniping from the bell tower. i hear a gun shot from blow and i look down the latter andi see an alli comming up (and yes im the axis) im like oh SH*T and i jump out. on the way downi see another sniper. he shoots at me and misses. i shoot him back when on the ground ans get a 1 hit kill biggrin and i go back up the tower and look down on the sniper crouching i pull out me .45 and bitch slap him 2 time almost killing him the i pull out my grenade and kill us both when i respawn i go back to the tower and his body was on the groud bleow the tower (and i know its was him caut it was a 1v1) biggrin:

swordfight: bigzooka:[/quote:a0750]

Too bad u made that up......According to this there are 3 people.... definately not a 1v1.... retard. cool:

My best kill was definately recently on v2, i was laughing my ass of for a while. Anyway like 3 allies (i was an allie too) were going up the ladder next to the truck (me 2) and an axis guy jumps on top of us shooting with stg (realism) and he kills the 3 guys above and hegets them ez headshots, he gets my shoulders (i think) and the allies' health comes down on me and im at full. (i was using sniper) i whip out my pistol and BAM BAM WHACK! hes dead... it was nice!

I have a couple other ones too. On SF i was behind the boxes next to the little tunnell thing. A n00b with a shottie comes up and Boom first shot misses, i throw a nade behind me and jump the boxes, the nade goes off too soon and he goes around, flabbergasted... he was sitting there and i whipped him to death.

Another time, i jumped on top of the boxes and 3 allies come around and hide behind the boxes, i watch for about 15 seconds and decide what the hell, i whip out a nade and throw one on top of em, i jump down and whip one twice, they all turn around and shoo, i duck, and the nade goes off. Pretty fun.

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEr time, i was in between all of the boxes, a good sniping spot, an allied guy comes around, and sits there, i hear him and turn around, i get back a little and WHAM shot in the face. Pretty sw33t biggrin:

-Happy Killings-

I was at Algiers and then a guy named max tryed to jump over a wall were the box's are stacked up. right when he was about to jump over the wall i shot him with a shootie and and he fliped 3 times on the way over the wall
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