i voted for afrodj13.

i want my legs to be pekkers toilet seat

[quote="Yosef Stalin":64a0b][quote="Duke_of_Ray":64a0b][quote="Yosef Stalin":64a0b]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:64a0b]

who are you sir?[/quote:64a0b]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:64a0b]

+1 For being cool.

..if you were to go ahead with that, you could also spray off any excess shit
from around his nether-regions by using your cock as a type of improvised bidet
....you’d have to get Pekker to lean forward a bit after he’d snapped off though.

I had to take a shit on the schools toilets today. I lined it with toilet paper....

In our girls bathroom at school, some of the grils were throwing crap all over the bathroom. It was messed up, literally. oOo:

they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

7-8 Pages, talking about shitting in public. Fucking brilliant.

I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HAHAHAHA


hey get this, one time my friends went to the bathroom at this one place around here and he saw this bum squatting over in an open stall taking a shit ON THE FLOOR, he got more people, and when they came back, they saw the bum pick the log up with his hands and put it in the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not quite sure if i should happy: or annoy: but i do know I should oOo:

I hope Nixon fucks you so hard.

[quote="Jin-Roh":8ce6c]I hope Nixon fucks you so hard.[/quote:8ce6c]

<|aM|tonymontana> lick my anus

They have tampon, condom, and cigarette machines at my school.

oOo: