I also used to fuck around with the monitors, change the length and width and the bend of the screen, and change the language to japanese, so it would confuse the librarians. I got caught but told her that my comp was that way and i was trying to fix it... she bought it.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":77cd4]in fourth grade, some indian kid next to me drew a Swastika on his math test while saying under it that Indians were the best race. The teacher was jewish too.[/quote:77cd4]


that sounds familiar.

This thread should be renamed to "lies you made up to sound badass on the interweb."

fuck a duck up the butt, assgoblin.

Remember in School when it would snow out, and all the kids would run into the feild and make Giant Snow balls? Well I pushed a girl over a giant snowball and she fell over it landed on her side and the snow balled rolled over her and it broke her collar bone.

I Also kept a can of open Spam in my locker last year hidden in a binder and it rotted out and whenever i opened my locker the hallway would smell like ass for about 10 mins. Lets just say I did'nt use my locker much near the end of the year.

Suck on my jones, you fucking cocknosed, analspike.

Both of you shut your holes. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/SPANKY.gif[/img]

I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:

[quote=Tripper] I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:[/quote:d8562]


Whatever, kid. sleeping:

[quote=Tripper] I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:[/quote:300df]

honor or just an excuse for a small dick?

[quote=geRV][quote=Tripper] I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:[/quote:0b31b]


Whatever, kid. sleeping:[/quote:0b31b]

rock:

Way to ruin a thread fuckbags. ^^^^

Worst I have ever got in trouble was last year a student teacher gave me detention for not doing my homework. She has Cerebral Paulsy or something like that and she was bow legged when she walked. Anyway I fought the teacher by going to the asst principle and ended up just getting one day instead of 3. The funny part is her name is ms. Kolozy and I shouted in class one time that her legs don't Closey. Luckily she didnt hear me.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":0f674] I shouted in class one time that her legs don't Closey. Luckily she didnt hear me.[/quote:0f674]


eek:

Deaf as well as bandy legged?

Honor.

finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo: