[quote="Bean 2":0e65c]granted, but you would have no genitals to pound hot younger women.

I wish I could travel through time.[/quote:0e65c]Granted, but only to the 80s.

I wish I was out of highschool.

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I wish I could travel through time.[/quote:0a372]Granted, but you wouldn't be driving in a DeLorean. You'll travel in time with a pink scooter that has naked men on it.

I wish I could speed read.

Granted, but you never graduated and can't get a job anywhere because you don't have a high school education.

Granted, but you can't remember anything you just read.

I wish that this message would stop showing up after I make posts:

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I wish that this message would stop showing up after I make posts:

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granted, but you lose ur entire child porn collection on your hd.

I wish I had an xbox 360

Granted, but you can only play Tetris on it.

I wish Pyro would get laid already !!

Granted, but it'd be with your wife.

I wish there was no such thing as an ipod.

Granted, from now on they're known as uPods.

I wish I was a secret agent.

Granted, however ur first mission involves an escaped gorilla...are ya with me..?


I wish Blase wuld check his pms

Granted, but they will be replaced with lewd gay pictograms.

I wish I could play bass like Steve Harris.

Granted, but you no longer play it with ur hands, but instead suck on it and it is now shaped like a penis.

I wish that whenever i reached into my pocket i would pull out a fifty dollar bill.

Granted, but its Iraqi dollars

I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS

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I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS[/quote:5be12]Granted, they have AIDS.

I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.

EDIT: Coleman, i'm going to pee on you.

Granted, but they only want to make a house out of your ass.

I wish I had gone clubbing last night.

[quote=Coleman]Granted, they have AIDS.

I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.[/quote:7d258]

Granted but all you ever hear is how they wana make love to you

I wish I could retire with my mates to the Caribbean or Ibiza