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CoMaToSe 11-26-2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Nice pose biggrin: Shes a cutie. Seriously, who the fuck does anyone here think they are with an unprovoked attack on any guy's girl here? That shit is NOT TOLERABLE

No one seemed to have a problem with Nycks wife getting ragged on. I thought it was out of line then, and i still think it's out of line now.
No one here is in a position to rag on anyones spouse/girl/lover/or whatever.

I'd like to delete half this thread but fuck it, i'm not gonna bother. Some of you fellas need to grow up and have a lil respect for others. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't bother saying anything at all.....makes you look like an asshole.

I fight back against rags on Nyck's wife (looking at you, Teeg)

Simo Häyhä 11-26-2006 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Proteus
[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9681/kate1at8.jpg[/img]

/\ My hoe. Been going out for 6 months on thanksgiving.

Wait.

Wait one second here.

rofl.

MY girl looks like an ape? Dude, you're dating weird al yankovich.

lol droopy. i'll bet 10 intenets you're just stalking her

strvs 11-27-2006 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Proteus
[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9681/kate1at8.jpg[/img]

/\ My hoe. Been going out for 6 months on thanksgiving.

Wait.

Wait one second here.

rofl.

MY girl looks like an ape? Dude, you're dating weird al yankovich.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

exactly ed:

Madmartagen 11-27-2006 01:13 AM

Heres a girl ive known since high school.we've had a bumpy relationship over the past decade, but we're still friends. shes the one who sold my jacket on ebay ed: i used to have the maddest crush on her, but she turned me down flat when i told her how i felt about her loney:

this was taken last year when we went to Canada.
[url=http://imageshack.us:9da73][img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5719/jackiegp4.jpg[/img][/url:9da73]

eeves 11-27-2006 01:48 AM

why are we posting gf? isnt it ppl you would like to "shag?"

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-27-2006 04:41 AM

Girlfriends are aright, tho it is sposed to be the hottest hoes from your local area so I can make a geographical data map of hot hoes & where to travel in future... the_finger:

Nyck 11-27-2006 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
shes the one who sold my jacket on ebay


LOOL

Poseidon 11-27-2006 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by yves
why are we posting gf? isnt it ppl you would like to "shag?"

So I guess youi dont want to shag your gf? oOo:


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Originally Posted by Arkan

No one seemed to have a problem with Nycks wife getting ragged on. I thought it was out of line then, and i still think it's out of line now.
No one here is in a position to rag on anyones spouse/girl/lover/or whatever.

I'd like to delete half this thread but fuck it, i'm not gonna bother. Some of you fellas need to grow up and have a lil respect for others. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't bother saying anything at all.....makes you look like an asshole.

Amen.

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
[img]http://myspace-323.vo.llnwd.net/01244/32/31/1244921323_l.jpg[/img]

miss emily.

I have a thing for huge eyes


Merlin you know that picture just begs for you to wap your cock out and start slapping her round the face with it happy:
Very pretty girl though, she has nice eyes.

Proteus 11-27-2006 07:43 AM

Rofl, I'd rather be dating a comedic music legend than some dude who's famous for bashing himself into trees.

In all seriousness that was pretty lame what I said, tripper, because my girlfriend does in fact look like weird al yankovich. But it was mostly lame because I'm dating my girlfriend for the same reason your dating yours, all that relationship stuff, so I know what you mean by looks not mattering. I just wanted to be a prick and saw that first come to mind.

I'll also try to find one where she looks less like weird al, because that was the only one I had of her and that's what I thought when I first saw it.

man I'm stoned.

Tripper 11-27-2006 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
Rofl, I'd rather be dating a comedic music legend than some dude who's famous for bashing himself into trees.

Its obvious you just picked anyone to call a resemblance to because I don't see the Brendan Fraser in her at all.....Not even the slightest.

Looks do matter to me quite alot, infact, and I wouldn't be dating her if I didn't find her attractive as hell....I fell for her when I first laid eyes on her, so I know it, and too many guys have hit on her in front of me for her to be hideous.
I should mention she is halfcast and not a full white girl, so she doesn't look typical....But I've always gone for ethnic looking girls over just plain white girls.

strvs 11-27-2006 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus

In all seriousness that was pretty lame what I said, tripper, because my girlfriend does in fact look like weird al yankovich.

LUL

Proteus 11-28-2006 01:11 PM

hahaha, whoops can't take that one back... but meant to say in that picture.

Milla 11-28-2006 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Wait.

Wait one second here.

rofl.

MY girl looks like an ape? Dude, you're dating weird al yankovich.



LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway on topic


my gf at her house before the Marine Corps Ball


[img]http://myspace-539.vo.llnwd.net/01388/93/52/1388112539_l.jpg[/img]

Blurry as fuk, but you get the idea of her on a normal day, and not all dolled up

[img]http://myspace-272.vo.llnwd.net/00291/27/20/291410272_l.jpg[/img]

Simo Häyhä 11-28-2006 02:05 PM

thats some grade A meat you got there dude. beer:

Zoner 11-28-2006 02:06 PM

That first pic is excellent, Milla. She's a keeper, man.

CoMaToSe 11-28-2006 02:43 PM

pics of the wife, Zone?

Zoner 11-28-2006 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
pics of the wife, Zone?

[url=http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_ugly_god_woman.jpg:5f77c]Fine. Here.[/url:5f77c]

Jakke 11-28-2006 03:13 PM

i'd hit it

Milla 11-28-2006 03:25 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":9aea0]thats some grade A meat you got there dude. beer:[/quote:9aea0]

lol thanks guyz!!11

Simo Häyhä 11-28-2006 04:37 PM

[quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":a26d5
thats some grade A meat you got there dude. beer:

lol thanks guyz!!11[/quote:a26d5]
now um...would you be obliged to engage in a gentleman's exchange of nude photos?

Milla 11-28-2006 04:43 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":dc3e3][quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":dc3e3
thats some grade A meat you got there dude. beer:

lol thanks guyz!!11[/quote:dc3e3]
now um...would you be obliged to engage in a gentleman's exchange of nude photos?[/quote:dc3e3]

angel:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-28-2006 05:17 PM

Nice gal you got there Milla, you should wuv her to marine PT candence timing biggrin: rock:

Just had a lil msn convo with one of my previous gfs who I still like, I was messing round & did the lil dancing pig emotion & she was like "LoL you want me to dance like that just sos u can see my azz!"

I didn't know quite what to say, lil pissed off kus shes with some other idiot now so I was jealous, hellfire: cuss: I hate it when exs do that tease 'you can't have me' shyt. Anyhoo my reply was "You want me to see you dance like that." Not overly smooth but I couldn't help but wonder what her reaction may have been if I said something like, "yer so I can FUCK YOU IN DA AZZ!"... Should I have undertaken such a bold manoeuvre? Never gana happen even if she did comply, she lives miles away now.

Madmartagen 11-28-2006 06:32 PM

hey milla is that you in your sig? he kinda looks like you

CoMaToSe 11-28-2006 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
hey milla is that you in your sig? he kinda looks like you

BHD TBH n00b

Madmartagen 11-28-2006 07:23 PM

does not compute

BlackJackal 11-28-2006 08:07 PM

it's from black hawk down, and coma's a dumbass

Milla 11-28-2006 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
hey milla is that you in your sig? he kinda looks like you

which guy? lol

CoMaToSe 11-28-2006 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackJackal
it's from black hawk down, and coma's a dumbass

for being right? fuck you man oOo:

TGB! 11-28-2006 10:30 PM

[quote:2bda0]I fight back against rags on Nyck's wife (looking at you, Teeg)[/quote:2bda0]

Shut the fuck up.

This thread is - well a little fucked up:

Himmler - if thats you in those pictures; by god man. A lap. A week. I swear youll see a difference, in a year. As for double-dipping with your best bro on one broad - ya. . .thats pretty fucking sick. Now double-banging - thats a whole nother story (so long as you both popped it in different holes - there are THREE of them). As it is, I dont believe for a second those chicks are more than your friends (at least) and at BEST - are letting you fuck for cash.

Proteus - what the fuck? In this digital age, who the hell posts a Glamour Shots™ scan of. . .ANYONE. . .from 1972? Seriously. Bit of an odd dental structure, but so long as theres no dick scrapping - its all good. Seriously though. That picture looks like you took a senior portrait, put it in your back pocket, trekked through the amazon, was kidnapped by Pygmies, beaten (anally), and then had your jeans stolen, washed (30 times) and had the picture returned to you. . .honestly - who the fuck scans anymore? - the birds got a pleasant face. . .hows she feel about you sliding in through the backdoor (cause that automatically increases a chicks hot factor)

MAD - you got pissed over that chick (the hair-do disturbs me)? Whapping it from behind - the hells there to grab on to? I say - let her keep the jacket, and move on. . .

Merlin - bang it until she tries to call the cops.

Milla - "Girls Next Door" are the dirtiest in bed. . .please up pictures verifying this - thanks sugah. . .

As for pictures - well the only pictures I have are of females I HAVE slagged. . .friend-photos do nothing for me. . .o-0. . .maybe if i can crop one the right way so no Big Daddy Dick is in the shot -

Yea. That last line was majorly gay. Even for me.

spank:

Doctor Duffy 11-28-2006 10:48 PM

Fuck yeah I love black cock, show me plz

TGB! 11-28-2006 10:55 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":c103c]Fuck yeah I love black cock, show me plz[/quote:c103c]

Youre ignorant. You think black people refer to their dicks as "cocks" - the fuck? We look like some redneck jerkoffs in trailer parks to you?

Doctor Duffy 11-28-2006 10:57 PM

What? I coulda said penis, it's just another name.

Milla 11-28-2006 11:08 PM

[quote="TGB!":19427]This thread is - well a little fucked up:
maybe if i can crop one the right way so no Big Daddy Dick is in the shot -
[/quote:19427]

lol plz do

TGB! 11-28-2006 11:41 PM

[img]http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7355/img56652mf3.jpg[/img]

She quite loves the. . .apple. eek:

Milla 11-29-2006 12:03 AM

LOL!

CoMaToSe 11-29-2006 12:04 AM

do we wanna know what the unaltered picture looks like?

Tripper 11-29-2006 12:27 AM

[quote="TGB!":db107][img]http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7355/img56652mf3.jpg[/img]

She quite loves the. . .apple. eek: [/quote:db107]

lmfao

shouldve left the pic unedited beer:

Simo Häyhä 11-29-2006 12:00 PM

oh lawd

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-29-2006 12:23 PM

another day another bish...

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1238158926_l.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1242977208_l.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1343514932_l.jpg[/img]
in blue

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1347600590_l.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1362784298_l.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1479833977_l.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/hg.jpg[/img]

Nother internet bish, originally from Portugal but now shes living/working/studying in London so may have to meet her sometime. biggrin: I believe she's also super rich, judging by her other pics her house looks quite flash & I saw a pic of her car & it had a tv in the back of the head rest rock: She's a medical Dr too dance: she's one of the few girls I'd consider dating who's actually older than me, only by a year though. Usually I try for 17-21, this one is 24.

TGB! 11-29-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
do we wanna know what the unaltered picture looks like?

I bet you do you prancing poof -


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