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Nyck 05-13-2007 08:14 PM

I ran into Joel Zumaya at the local Grocery store..lol

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/team/play ... _id=451491

huge cast on his right hand

Nyck 05-14-2007 09:04 AM

http://geekologie.com/2007/05/han_solo_ ... ocolat.php

Mr.Buttocks 05-14-2007 11:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltEaUSTiIZQ

Coleman 05-14-2007 05:03 PM

[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/motivator2127850_2D792872.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-14-2007 06:37 PM

IDK, my BFF Jill

Sgt. Paine 05-14-2007 06:38 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":590a6]IDK, my BFF Jill[/quote:590a6]
I lyk h8 that comm. totalli

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-14-2007 06:59 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":b1cc6][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b1cc6]IDK, my BFF Jill[/quote:b1cc6]
I lyk h8 that comm. totalli[/quote:b1cc6]

OMG!! INBD!! TISNF

Douchetallica 05-14-2007 07:54 PM

I thought this was pretty neat:
http://www.freehugscampaign.org/index.php?categoryid=1

I don't really understand why it's banned due to liabilities.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-14-2007 08:44 PM

berries and cream

Eight Ace 05-15-2007 03:53 AM

http://gorillamask.net/moviedeaths.shtml

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-15-2007 07:18 AM

I webbed you. That means you got the apartment!

Zoner 05-15-2007 07:48 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":adad7]http://gorillamask.net/moviedeaths.shtml[/quote:adad7]
BWAAAWW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWW! Possibly the greatest YouTube video ever.

Nyck 05-15-2007 08:56 AM

[quote=Zoner]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":7cd9b
http://gorillamask.net/moviedeaths.shtml

BWAAAWW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWW! Possibly the greatest YouTube video ever.[/quote:7cd9b]

x2

Zoner 05-15-2007 10:02 AM

[img]http://photos-718.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v72/199/5/187903109/n187903109_32824718_8785.jpg[/img]

Nyck 05-15-2007 11:11 AM

almost as bad as jotuns

[img]http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/15/worst-tattoo.jpg[/img]

Coleman 05-15-2007 11:18 AM

oh my goodness. that's horrible.

Simo Häyhä 05-15-2007 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
almost as bad as jotuns

[img]http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/15/worst-tattoo.jpg[/img]

rawful!!

strvs 05-15-2007 02:18 PM

lmao.. i'd feel like a dick if i was the one who did that tattoo

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-15-2007 07:32 PM

[url:bf09d]http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=262163&GT1=7703[/url:bf09d]

jujumantb 05-15-2007 08:12 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":92140][url:92140]http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=262163&GT1=7703[/url:92140][/quote:92140]
Im excited for "Caveman" based on the geico commercials happy: hopefully they dont fuck it up, its a pretty decent premise for a comedy series

Sgt. Paine 05-15-2007 10:16 PM

may i please have 1 or 6?
http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/322

Nyck 05-16-2007 03:54 PM

[img]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1088/00032207qz8.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9459/99335272em9.jpg[/img]

[img]http://gallery.upshizzle.com/albums/04.07/1adept-I.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r179/Fdaveokc/omggay.jpg[/img]

[img]http://gallery.upshizzle.com/albums/04.07/drinkpuke.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r179/Fdaveokc/Tshirts/westvirgina.jpg[/img]

lol Virgina

[img]http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3641/cremejv0.jpg[/img]

Sgt. Paine 05-16-2007 04:43 PM

rofl at the last one

jujumantb 05-16-2007 07:22 PM

BRIAN THE TENNIS PLAYER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbQZgQefelo

mr.miyagi 05-16-2007 07:48 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":7ab5e]rofl at the last one[/quote:7ab5e]
buahahah we need more of the last one, wish there was a series of them

Eight Ace 05-17-2007 03:10 AM

[url=http://www.zanyvideos.com/videos/hunter_owned_by_a_deer:7eb88]DAMN GOOD HUNTIN'[/url:7eb88] rock:

eeves 05-17-2007 03:17 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":84634][url=http://www.zanyvideos.com/videos/hunter_owned_by_a_deer:84634]DAMN GOOD HUNTIN'[/url:84634] rock:[/quote:84634]

fackin rofl!

Coleman 05-17-2007 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb

lol....he's gotta be playin for the other team if you know what i mean.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-17-2007 04:29 AM

I just spend 3 quid ($6) on a fruit drink that tastes just like cat piss cuss:

Eight Ace 05-17-2007 04:34 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1a688]I just spend 3 quid ($6) on a fruit drink that tastes just like cat piss cuss:[/quote:1a688]
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/draj.jpg[/img]

lol...pwnd

- Drajica

Nyck 05-17-2007 09:11 AM

[img]http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/05/collegehumor.511487b3a469f408092422e1440d8ede.jpg[/img]

ninty 05-17-2007 12:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjPfzKbY ... Ft%3D42607

mr.miyagi 05-17-2007 07:06 PM

lol so many memories of this map

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-LiYrIqIDM

gtboys34 05-18-2007 02:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jDJONCFsU

not related.. rolleyes:

Zoner 05-18-2007 08:02 AM

[img]http://grampyshouse.net/fotoshop/may07/sk8er_1.jpg[/img]

Simo Häyhä 05-18-2007 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jDJONCFsU

not related.. rolleyes:

that was dumb as hell, why did you even bother posting it?

MadMan 05-18-2007 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/05/collegehumor.511487b3a469f408092422e1440d8ede.jpg[/img]


happy: @ the Caution.!

duh common sense?

jujumantb 05-18-2007 10:08 AM

Jokes dont normally make me laugh but biggrin:

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

mr.miyagi 05-18-2007 12:58 PM

I wish one of these car washes were in my area eek:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18735121/

ninty 05-18-2007 02:38 PM

i just pissed all over my shoe


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