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Arkan 10-05-2007 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ninty (Post 884946)
extremely extremely drunk
At least you eat healthy.

Jotun 10-08-2007 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkan (Post 884918)
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.
haha, its called a jughandle. i love NJ, just have to know where to go.

and the prank just involved an inside joke with a big penis and bukkake...and leaving it on his windshield for him to find...

Johnj 10-08-2007 06:02 AM
http://i20.tinypic.com/iehz4m.jpg

Evil Twin Brother and myself on the side of the road.

ninty 10-08-2007 10:14 AM
ha thats awesome jj.

Pyro 10-08-2007 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkan (Post 884918)
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.

And to stay on topic.....

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5760/boonsns0.jpg
pointing to the sexiest of the crew I see

Nyck 10-08-2007 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan (Post 884918)
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me.
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas

Jotun 10-08-2007 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck (Post 885153)
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.

Arch 10-08-2007 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jotun (Post 885156)
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
yep, usually apu or ahmed is pretty fast though...atleast here in northern jersey.

Tripper 10-08-2007 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jotun (Post 885156)
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
fucking lol - thats hilarious

Airborne Butters 10-08-2007 07:06 PM
Jersey...what a shit hole.

Coleman 10-08-2007 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Airborne Butters (Post 885172)
Jersey...what a shit hole.
i'm with you

Arkan 10-08-2007 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck (Post 885153)
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas
Retard

Now you know why i was pissed. Took 2 gas stations and 1 assclown 15 minutes to top off my tank because the gay NJ laws say i'm not capable of doing it myself. And on top of that, once you get off the main road, you can't make a fucking left turn anywhere.

Nyck 10-08-2007 08:58 PM
I take it back...New jersey is gay...lol seriously...fuck the jobs it creates that is retarded

plus I would get ultra pissed having to stand there and wait every time

Jotun 10-09-2007 09:48 AM
i dont really mind it. it doesnt take long at all. plus its nice when its cold out and you dont have to get out.

this is what i love about jersey:
http://www.shore-guide.com/beaches/beach-map-1a.jpg

TonyMontana 10-09-2007 10:10 AM
Is that water actually swimmable? Or will you grow a third leg or something if you do


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