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08-10-2005 09:59 PM
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honor or just an excuse for a small dick?
Honor.
eHonor yuo bee teh leeb!!!

Doctor Duffy 08-10-2005 10:03 PM
VALOR

DUTY

HONOR



Can one man really make a difference?



GUESS WHAT DAT FRUM?

elstatec 08-10-2005 10:04 PM
RETURN FROM MEDAL OF HONORSTEIN MIDDLEEAST ASSAULT

Jin-Roh 08-10-2005 10:45 PM
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RETURN FROM MEDAL OF HONORSTEIN MIDDLEEAST ASSAULT
loolooooololollol. happy: happy: happy: +1

Forte 08-10-2005 10:52 PM
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finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
I already found the stack of them from the 70's. you really had to beat around the bush in those days...

jujumantb 08-10-2005 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

duncey 08-10-2005 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"

Doctor Duffy 08-10-2005 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by duncey
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by elstatec
finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"
I figured out the combo to my dads briefcase at around age 9 (0,0,0)...and found all these Hustler magazines. Christ, my dad's really into watching people have sex, not just girls...

duncey 08-10-2005 11:02 PM
...Guys?

Doctor Duffy 08-10-2005 11:03 PM
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...Guys?
Nah, both.

jujumantb 08-10-2005 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"
I figured out the combo to my dads briefcase at around age 9 (0,0,0)...and found all these Hustler magazines. Christ, my dad's really into watching people have sex, not just girls...[/quote:d47ce]
wow.... way to reveal too much information about your old man there duffy....

Doctor Duffy 08-10-2005 11:06 PM
Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.

Coleman 08-10-2005 11:06 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":f27cb]Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:f27cb] eek:

jujumantb 08-10-2005 11:07 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":d9a98]
He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:d9a98]
Wait a few more years, you'll be doing that same shit to dirty whores in college.. there are some fucking kinky ass chicks out there...

Akuma 08-11-2005 05:27 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":aec0c]Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:aec0c]
You'll grow out of lesbian porn... It's weak shit.


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