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I was full of hot dogs that I just ate so i was farting, but i wasnt drunk!!! biggrin: happy:
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[quote="Sgt>Stackem":441a3]I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night. BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk[/quote:441a3]ouch, that hurts! |
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that high over the speed limit is definetly a criminal offense |
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Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:[/quote:70343] what the fuck is that? |
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thats just a dent where the head of ur be-sheathed manhood was thrust violently upward penetrating the roof of her mouth...probably. |
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her
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..has to be expressed in some way
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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