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Himmler 06-13-2006 04:39 PM
I was full of hot dogs that I just ate so i was farting, but i wasnt drunk!!! biggrin: happy:

Coleman 06-13-2006 04:41 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":441a3]I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night.


BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk[/quote:441a3]ouch, that hurts!

Jin-Roh 06-13-2006 04:52 PM
[img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]

Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:

Simo Häyhä 06-13-2006 04:55 PM
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Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:
hey thanks dude
How much did your dad pay for it?
LOLOFL
Truth.

Chiodos86 06-14-2006 12:53 AM
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Sigh; give him a break. We are kids, its in our nature to speed. One of my friends was going 130 in a 45 and got a ticket, shit happens. 90 is pretty fast though, its understandable if it was like 10-15 over...

no shit doesnt happen, stupid fucking kids happen.
Drivers between the age of 15 and 20 accounted for only 6.9 percent of all licensed drivers, but were involved in 16.0 percent of all accidents and 14.0 percent of all fatal accidents. The fatality rate for drivers 16 - 19 is about 4 times as high as the rate for drivers age 25 - 69

If your friend was doing 130 in a 45 he would have went to jail and probably lost his license not just a ticket

that high over the speed limit is definetly a criminal offense

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 06:47 AM
[quote="Jin-Roh":70343][img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]

Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:[/quote:70343]
what the fuck is that?

Eight Ace 06-14-2006 04:13 PM
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[img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]

Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:
what the fuck is that?[/quote:45764]
thats just a dent where the head of ur be-sheathed manhood was
thrust violently upward penetrating the roof of her mouth...probably.

gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:06 PM
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:

anti 06-14-2006 05:10 PM
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lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
lol what the fuck

gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:13 PM
..has to be expressed in some way

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 05:15 PM
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lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
lol what the fuck
yea, shes nasty too oOo:

anti 06-14-2006 05:15 PM
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..has to be expressed in some way
hopeless.

anti 06-14-2006 05:17 PM
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lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
lol what the fuck
yea, shes nasty too oOo:
[img]http://www.3rdcuirassiers.org/horse/images/eli_smile.jpg[/img]

gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:32 PM
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

Coleman 06-14-2006 05:34 PM
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I am sorry that horses are not in my "to do" list. annoy:


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