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CoMaToSe 11-29-2006 02:36 PM

fluff dont go corrupting that sweet and innocent looking girl there mwah:

White Rabbit 11-29-2006 04:37 PM

[img]http://myspace-787.vo.llnwd.net/01231/78/79/1231749787_l.jpg[/img]
[img]http://myspace-756.vo.llnwd.net/01231/65/74/1231754756_l.jpg[/img]

a girl in one of my classes here at college. if given the option she would willingly fellate me in a second. problem is she has a boyfriend back at home, she told me the 1st day i met her she has a huge crush on me.

plus i think she would steal my penis

discuss

Milla 11-29-2006 04:41 PM

Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

anti 11-29-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

arkan?

Milla 11-29-2006 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

arkan?

You mean if she had a crush on arkan?

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-29-2006 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
fluff dont go corrupting that sweet and innocent looking girl there mwah:

corrupt bollocks shes older than me & prolly taking it in the azz right now...

Damn Milla thats hardcore, tho spose you been with her a while...

Milla 11-29-2006 05:43 PM

2 yrs bunny

Best friends for 4, known her for 5.

I was more or less being sarcastic, but i imagine i could see myself breaking things in the room. lol

Doctor Duffy 11-29-2006 05:44 PM

Straight outta BRAMPTON
Crazy ass nigga named pyro
Wearing white gloves and a gyro

More soon dance:

Simo Häyhä 11-29-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

sherri: I think Kevin from my accounting class is really good looking.
milla: wh-what?!
sherri: Brandon, hes gay
milla: you think hes good looking?
sherri: well..yeah
milla: ...*in a russian accent I must break you
sherri: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo



dance:

lasagna 11-29-2006 09:33 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":2318a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

sherri: I think Kevin from my accounting class is really good looking.
milla: wh-what?!
sherri: Brandon, hes gay
milla: you think hes good looking?
sherri: well..yeah
milla: ...*in a russian accent I must break you
sherri: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo



dance:[/quote:2318a]

teehee

Milla 11-30-2006 01:35 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":bd4bf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

sherri: I think Kevin from my accounting class is really good looking.
milla: wh-what?!
sherri: Brandon, hes gay
milla: you think hes good looking?
sherri: well..yeah
milla: ...*in a russian accent I must break you
sherri: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo



dance:[/quote:bd4bf]

Something like that has already happened except it wasnt hes good looking its "hes nice"


lawl, i actually said wtf i will break you.

Simo Häyhä 11-30-2006 02:33 AM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":450e7
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Both pics = same girl?


Doesnt look like it.

And gg having a boyfriend and crushing on someone else. I would choke my gf if i found out she had a crush on someone else.

sherri: I think Kevin from my accounting class is really good looking.
milla: wh-what?!
sherri: Brandon, hes gay
milla: you think hes good looking?
sherri: well..yeah
milla: ...*in a russian accent I must break you
sherri: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo



dance:

Something like that has already happened except it wasnt hes good looking its "hes nice"


lawl, i actually said wtf i will break you.[/quote:450e7]
my ex did that to me. 2 months later she ditched me for "hes nice"
her loss beer:

Proteus 11-30-2006 07:06 AM

I smell sticky thread...




.Just thought of the double meaning..

CoMaToSe 11-30-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
I smell sticky thread...




.Just thought of the double meaning..

rolph

Pyro 11-30-2006 01:09 PM

on sunday ill have mad pics for ya guys...

Coleman 11-30-2006 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
on sunday ill have mad pics for ya guys...

what? Going to the strip club?

Nyck 11-30-2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
on sunday ill have mad pics for ya guys...

what? Going to the strip club?

family reunion

Coleman 11-30-2006 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
on sunday ill have mad pics for ya guys...

what? Going to the strip club?

family reunion

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahh

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-30-2006 03:43 PM

Hope it does become sticky then my name will be famous on ol GF1 dance: dance: dance:

Now lads, I'm reaaaaaaaally starting to hate this girl hellfire: cry: mad: cuss:

SO DAMN HOT!!!!!!!!!! Such a bitch & also so damn far away, I tried chatting to her on MSN the other day but she just ignored me, tho she was afk, her damn status is always AFK & she never replies rolleyes: . Now I'm too scared to message her again least I should look desperate. annoy:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_419875_3089.jpg[/img] centre [yes thats how we spell it in England eek: ] check the tranny there oOo:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_419876_3355.jpg[/img]
right

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_419877_3610.jpg[/img]
left

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_419882_4869.jpg[/img]
OooooooooooOooOOOOOOoomG!!!!!!! ed: wallbash:

I swear she does this unconsciously to annoy me annoy: I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:

geRV 11-30-2006 03:46 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":aebaa] tho she was afk, her damn status is always AFK & she never replies rolleyes: . [/quote:aebaa]

Welcome to the thrilling world of msn being used as an answering machine. oOo:

Simo Häyhä 11-30-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
on sunday ill have mad pics for ya guys...

what? Going to the strip club?

family reunion

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahh

nyck wins 2 free internets

Milla 11-30-2006 07:15 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cd95b] I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:[/quote:cd95b]

You dont have a thing for bunnies with your name fluffy bunny?!?!?! ed:

CoMaToSe 11-30-2006 07:28 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8ccc7] I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:[/quote:8ccc7]
[img]http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg[/img]

Michael 11-30-2006 08:40 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":62ccf
I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:

[img]http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg[/img][/quote:62ccf] oOo:

Milla 11-30-2006 08:42 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

snipes 11-30-2006 10:28 PM

rofl. oh dear lord

Doctor Duffy 11-30-2006 10:29 PM

Yah, I got those wierd fetishes... I always pop boners for girls who tie their hair back into ponytails, and girls who put ribbons in their hair, man, it's cute as fuck I love it

Coleman 11-30-2006 10:30 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":894ba]Yah, I got those wierd fetishes... I always pop boners for girls who tie their hair back into ponytails, and girls who put ribbons in their hair, man, it's cute as fuck I love it[/quote:894ba]stop using that simile in every post you make.

Doctor Duffy 11-30-2006 10:31 PM

It's descriptive

Tripper 12-01-2006 05:17 AM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":b5189
I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:

You dont have a thing for bunnies with your name fluffy bunny?!?!?! ed:[/quote:b5189]

I CALL UPON THE GREATEST OF ALL BUNNIES



THE GODESS

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-01-2006 06:25 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d3e5f]Yah, I got those wierd fetishes... I always pop boners for girls who tie their hair back into ponytails, and girls who put ribbons in their hair, man, it's cute as fuck I love it[/quote:d3e5f]

I completely agree, pony tails & pig tails rock, I really have a thing for pony tails tho rock: biggrin: Bunnys are ok, but they must have the sexy lil tail thing on their bum the_finger: There's certainly something about cats, I think she can pull off the face whiskers very well.

Aright also try & post pics of hot chicks you know dressed up as bunnies/cats, but keep the au natural pics coming too.


[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pPHu2K6HCG6qD0quiswrrkPvNqC5QkntO.jpg[/img]
some ho I know from reading, I dunno about anyone else but I can't stand it when girls pluck off all their eyebrows & pencil them in annoy: annoy: I think they look ridiculous, especially in the morning when it's rubbed off. I don't think this girl is that hot but she admits to liking it in the 6 so brownie points fo that rock:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pPHu2K6HCG6qD0quiswrrkOGW2oOt6Olq.jpg[/img]
typical night club random slag

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pPHu2K6HCG6qD0quiswrrkOeRkKbCLG_c.jpg[/img] seeing that its almost christmas

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-16-2006 10:34 AM

Just for the record that super hot bitch does bunny costumes too eek:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_431615_6831.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702254_418688_3790.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702254_550169_5568.jpg[/img]
& plays santa

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702254_550158_2570.jpg[/img]

I'm really starting to hate this girl, how can you compete when shes that hot? Thats a pro-ho right there mad: cuss: Shes back from uni now & is working with my best mate, hopefully I'll bump into her sometime but I've absolutely no idea what I should do. Need to get her numba!!!

Whatada 12-16-2006 11:35 AM

trying to decide whether or not I should stfo of this thread.

CoMaToSe 12-18-2006 12:15 PM

geez, if Bunny of all men cant get the girl of his dreams, what chance do any of us stand?

Also, I see duffy has finally been bannt. rofl finally.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-19-2006 01:58 PM

OK Lads we have an Emergency Action Message from Slag Headquarters:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/slags.jpg[/img]

By the grace of God I somehow managed to get that slags number ^ but I asked for it over MSN like a geek/pussy... Anyhow I asked her if shes gana be partying over the Christmas period & she said she wanted to go out clubbing on Thursday but had no-one to go with dance: I had planned on going out clubbing with my best mate & another girl but the previous girl blew out so might be easy for her to just take her place. Problem is my best mate... He also likes her & works with her oOo:

Do I do the sneaky thing & try to make it just me & her go clubbing? It may be a little bit too much too soon & it would prolly make my friend mad. Or I could just invite her & my friend along but then it's two guys & 1 girl rolleyes: Maybe I should ring her up & just her & me have a drink? I dunno if shes that interested tho & she said she wants to party- bah!

Aaargh! Whats more -I lose all my smoothness & cool when I talk to her, everything I ever learned about girls goes right out the window. My chances of getting anywhere with the dream slag are slim but fk it!- who dares wins!

Help the fluff so he can wake up to her on Christmas morning! rock:

anti 12-19-2006 02:16 PM

try and get someone else. having a trio never really works out and yeah i think it is too soon for just you two but it may work. dont be nervous, you're well respected on the internet, that's gotta count for somehting.. i guess....

this girl is gorgeous, and she's cool as hell. i've fallen in lovewith her
rightside. GOD I FUCKING HATE IMAGESHACK
[img]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2610/n16434900379318916hm4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8642/n164349003734604fr9.th.jpg[/img]

Tripper 12-19-2006 02:17 PM

What's some good gf1 advice for fluffy.....Oh yeah: PEE IN HER BUTT

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-19-2006 02:20 PM

naturally thats the finishing move my good man

anti 12-19-2006 02:21 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":48dc1]naturally thats the finishing move my good man[/quote:48dc1]

FATALITY

Eames 12-19-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
try and get someone else. having a trio never really works out and yeah i think it is too soon for just you two but it may work. dont be nervous, you're well respected on the internet, that's gotta count for somehting.. i guess....

this girl is gorgeous, and she's cool as hell. i've fallen in lovewith her
rightside. GOD I FUCKING HATE IMAGESHACK
[img]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2610/n16434900379318916hm4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8642/n164349003734604fr9.th.jpg[/img]

i'd do them both.


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