porn isnt porn unless its got some good ole' cocks flapping around in it.

exactly

[img]http://xs41.xs.to/pics/05324/Daddysaysbillycover.jpg[/img]

rofl

wtf...what kinda of teachers do you guys have ...almost everytime they yelled out you???

my sophmore year i got in trouble for opening a bottle of soda that sprinkled a chick.
asst principal: why did you do it son?(in a passive voice)
me: ...(thinking what to say)....she deserved it
asst principal: and why is that?
me: dont worry about it, (i liked her, didnt want to be a jackass)
asst principal: well son your getting a detention for it
me: k

i was talking to some dude besides me and the girl shook my soda, thinking that i didnt see her, i grabbed the bottle and got closed to her and opened it...

You're a smoooooth talker there, a smoooooth talker.

[quote=Akuma]You'll grow out of lesbian porn... It's weak shit.[/quote:8041f]

LOL I love how some people are like OMFG A PENIS IS IN THERE GROSS!!!! you are soooo gay.

Chick getting owned in the face with a Peter North load and getting pounded > tounge flicking beef curtains and kissing girls.

[quote=Nyck]LOL I love how some people are like OMFG A PENIS IS IN THERE GROSS!!!! you are soooo gay.

Chick getting owned in the face with a Peter North load and getting pounded > tounge flicking beef curtains and kissing girls.[/quote:c4432]
Amen.

Rocco pounding random chick in the ass is the best of the best.

[quote=Akuma]Amen.

Rocco pounding random chick in the ass is the best of the best.[/quote:741f2]

chicks scream from taking a fat dick in her ass > scream of lesbian cunnilingus

Private school here so I have no idea about your grade system.

When I was about 14 I printed off a shyt loada porno on the school computers & had my own lil pawno business going handing out naughty pics in the main school yard. Then one time the sports teacher saw me & another kid oogling over a nekkid pic of Posh Spice & called me over. He was standing next to this girl I really liked & asked me what was on the paper which I was holding in my hand. I was pissin my pants by this time & the girl was right there so I just handed him the pic & said " I gotta go to registration sir." Then I legged it as fast as I could back to class. Next day I was infront of the deputy headmaster for an explanation. rolleyes:

I also shot my divinity teacher in the face with a blank round from a SA80 enfield rifle when I was about 14/15 during a CCF Army exercise. I knocked him right off his feet & he ended up on the ground about 4ft away. This was read out when we got back to school during assembley. It was read out infront of the entire school as an 'Assassination attempt on Mr Gates By William Aers' I never felt so embarrased. Now I have a way of getting round it & tell everyone that the bitch had it coming.

I was kinda well known for being clumsy, doing something generally stupid & always getting caught/in trouble. But I did try & be a good boy biggrin:

LOL @ assassination attempt and Nekkid pics of spice girls. back when they were popular I wanted to tit fuck red head, cum on posh's face for being a proper snobby cunt

snobby girls rock my world, so damn sexy. I've always wanted to date one of those chix that goes horse riding & has all the equiptment.

theres something about girls wearing johdpurs & a blazer...


[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/jodhpurs-harryhallsovereign.jpg[/img]

BTW, most girls in England who go horse riding & own horses etc & do fox hunting stuff are snobby bishes, just so I don't confuse ya.

rock:

I'd hit it.

fluffy her pants are so tight you could just jab your flesh sword through em and hit it whilst she wore full uni!

It looks like her legs are her ass. oOo: