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Sniper101 12-19-2006 02:46 PM

amen to that

geRV 12-19-2006 02:46 PM

I was born several years too early, and in the wrong country. loney:

elstatec 12-19-2006 02:56 PM

fluff man just brush off your mate otherwise you will be stuck in the dilema of him liking her and you two playing off each other to get with her and what not. 3 is a crowd if you are trying to couple up.

man i miss the rush of being single, march cometh and I be a free man.


+ cant beat bunnies.
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/DSC00133.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-19-2006 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/DSC00133.jpg[/ig]

[img]http://kimskorner.zed1.net/albums/Answers01/edwardiso.thumb.jpg[/img]

Blase 12-19-2006 03:03 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5a33c]Fluffy's Conundrum post[/quote:5a33c]

I say just go with her on Thursday man, if you lose all your skills like you say you will at least you won't take her away from your friend, and if you lay it smooth like classic fluffy bunny you can just say it's not your fault she went for you, she has a right to choose... or something.

Besides, you've been talking about this girl on the internets for ages, I can't possibly believe that your friend was there first.

Milla 12-19-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
try and get someone else. having a trio never really works out and yeah i think it is too soon for just you two but it may work. dont be nervous, you're well respected on the internet, that's gotta count for somehting.. i guess....

rofl

Anyway good girl anti

geRV 12-19-2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla

rofl

Anyway good girl anti



Calling him a girl eh? biggrin:

Nyck 12-19-2006 03:41 PM

why is it every slut in england dresses like a bunny? I mean is it custom to give it to them on their 14th birthday

geRV 12-19-2006 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
why is it every slut in england dresses like a bunny? I mean is it custom to give it to them on their 14th birthday

Probably think its original even though its been done to death many years ago. hake:

Eames 12-19-2006 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
I was born several years too early, and in the wrong country. loney:

your in ireland man. i'm sure there are plenty of hot girls all over the country, they couldn't have all moved to the states lol.

even if they did... your living in the land of guiness and jameson, i'd just get drunk all the time and not worry about it.

and if that isn't your fancy, i'm sure you could always go to london for a weekend and hit the town with fluffy.

geRV 12-19-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
I was born several years too early, and in the wrong country. loney:

your in ireland man. i'm sure there are plenty of hot girls all over the country, they couldn't have all moved to the states lol.

even if they did... your living in the land of guiness and jameson, i'd just get drunk all the time and not worry about it.

and if that isn't your fancy, i'm sure you could always go to london for a weekend and hit the town with fluffy.

In the area im in it seems theres gonna be a maternity hospital opening soon, that is judging by the amount of girls running about up the spout. Very few if any around here that don't drink or smoke, drinking in moderation i don't really mind a long as theyre not puking their guts up every night, but the majority do smoke and that for me is a pet peeve that i can't stand.

Im not really one for clubs or whatever, i don't drink so wtf's the point? That just seems to be one of the priorities though for anyone local.

bah loney:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-19-2006 04:10 PM

Head to Dublin there's always girls in the capital rock: A lot of the girls round here are drinkers/smokers too I can't stand it either. They're probably a bit more ladylike in the cool parts of the city. There were a few irish girls when I was snowboarding in Val DIsere & they were pretty hot, funky accents dance:

lol Nyck, I remember one of the clubs I went to had some sort of playboy night & there were slagrabbits everywhere. They don't usually dress up like that but if it's fancy dress or a special night then there's usually a few bunny ears. I'm not complainin tho biggrin:

Gd advice, tho I'm thinking of blowing out thursday all together as my mate hasn't replied & I've no-one else to go with. I may ring her & put it to her straight & ask her if she wants to go for a drink with just me or something...

Eames 12-19-2006 08:03 PM

dude....if they smoke, they poke!

words to live by.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-19-2006 08:29 PM

i usually click "Hide Poke" when someone pokes me

Arkan 12-19-2006 09:46 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":41c08]I may ring her & put it to her straight & ask her if she wants to go for a drink with just me or something...[/quote:41c08]

Thats the best approach Fluff. Forget your buddy, if he doesn't understand, then he's not that good of a buddy. Pussy ftw. beer:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-21-2006 11:31 AM

The bish came out last night & it was pretty gd, we just went to local bar & had a few drinks. Then my mates & I decided to be smooth & move off somewhere else & leave her & her friends to it. - It worked, she phoned me a bit later saying they were heading to our bar, but by this point we'd moved to another & the other bar was closing so didn't see her...

Anyhoo I was hoping to see her again tonight, phoned her from my home phone & no answer, so figured it may be easier to just text her. I did & said yo u have a good time last night? Still up for clubbing tonight, sent that at 2pm- its now 5 & I've had no reply mad:

Balls in her court, wtfs a man to do? Bah! Can't ring or text her again I'll look desperate.

cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

May consider heading to Bromley to see one of my ex gfs as she sent me a pic of her azz last night- 92bengals

Nyck 12-21-2006 12:02 PM

rofl I love the go to a bar with some chick and then leave with my friends and leave her there

Coleman 12-21-2006 12:09 PM

nothing is worse than putting the power in the chick's hands. Waiting around to hear an answer is the absolute worst feeling. Just make plans like you never even contacted her. Then if you don't hear anything back, just go and have a good time. F her if she doesn't call.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-21-2006 12:56 PM

FK! rolleyes: cuss: mad: cry: cry:

It's 6:30, hell with it, I'll go to Bromley & try to shag my ex gf in da azz...

BTW she arrived at the bar with her mates as I was already there with mine so it wasn't a date thing & it wasn't like I was abandoning her all alone.

Poseidon 12-21-2006 01:20 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f8f44]FK! rolleyes: cuss: mad: cry: cry:

It's 6:30, hell with it, I'll go to Bromley & try to shag my ex gf in da azz...

BTW she arrived at the bar with her mates as I was already there with mine so it wasn't a date thing & it wasn't like I was abandoning her all alone.[/quote:f8f44]

Shes probably playing hard to get.

mr.miyagi 12-21-2006 07:07 PM

My mate knows this girl and she thinks im good-lookin, I mean I have a gf but you can't help but admire the body

[img]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8801/icedbitch21806434ts1.jpg[/img]

Chronic Diarrhea 12-21-2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla
[img]http://myspace-539.vo.llnwd.net/01388/93/52/1388112539_l.jpg[/img]

OMG Cardboard Milla has a cardboard gf to boot!


P.S. I'm not insulting her at all, she's very pretty. Just hard not to notice. biggrin:


[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/nexusvandelay/lolmilla.jpg[/img]

Bucknub 12-21-2006 07:30 PM

lmfao

anti 12-21-2006 07:46 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":ca33d]My mate knows this girl and she thinks im good-lookin, I mean I have a gf but you can't help but admire the body

[img]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8801/icedbitch21806434ts1.jpg[/img][/quote:ca33d]

god
damn
!

jujumantb 12-21-2006 07:51 PM

before her haircut..
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/before.jpg[/img]

after.. (shes in the middle if you couldnt tell)
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/after.jpg[/img]

i dont know why she cut it... still a good fuck rock:

... and im making her grow it back out happy:

Coleman 12-21-2006 08:53 PM

girls with short hair remind me of Ellen. Long hair > short

Milla 12-22-2006 06:18 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5cfcb]
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Originally Posted by Milla
[imghttp://myspace-539.vo.llnwd.net/01388/93/52/1388112539_l.jpg[/img]

OMG Cardboard Milla has a cardboard gf to boot!


P.S. I'm not insulting her at all, she's very pretty. Just hard not to notice. biggrin:


[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/nexusvandelay/lolmilla.jpg[/img][/quote:5cfcb]

rofl you fucker

THats the best insult pic of me ever.



Also i think the chick juju posted (first picture) looks like a cardboard cut out in a car seat happy:

Zoner 12-22-2006 08:44 AM

AH HAW HAW HAW HAW! That might be the best Photochop evar. Nicely fucking done.

Simo Häyhä 12-22-2006 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
AH HAW HAW HAW HAW! That might be the best Photochop evar. Nicely fucking done.

I ordered a cardboard milla for christmas

Pyro 12-22-2006 05:40 PM

lmao cardboard milla

dude is famous.

Coleman 12-22-2006 06:24 PM

lol at the picture saying "carboard milla" instead of "cardboard milla"

Cpt. Obvious 12-23-2006 02:14 PM

My gal of almost 3 years.
[img]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b49/paradidler/n25828380_31080089_1145.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2006 03:00 PM

i wanna shag this thing here [img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/1384284417458ccb3896832.gif[/img]

elstatec 12-23-2006 04:17 PM

the stone cold truth is even coma is getting more pussy than you blitz.

CoMaToSe 12-23-2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
the stone cold truth is even coma is getting more pussy than you blitz.

I love Germany. Is it cheating if you werent officially dating?

jujumantb 12-23-2006 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
the stone cold truth is even coma is getting more pussy than you blitz.

I love Germany. Is it cheating if you werent officially dating?

use my logic...

if you havent sat down for dinner with her parents more than three times, its never cheating.

anti 12-23-2006 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
the stone cold truth is even coma is getting more pussy than you blitz.

I love Germany. Is it cheating if you werent officially dating?

use my logic...

if you havent sat down for dinner with her parents more than three times, its never cheating.

nothing but a gentlemen

elstatec 12-23-2006 04:47 PM

as long as she does not get pregnant, then its all good.

jujumantb 12-23-2006 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
the stone cold truth is even coma is getting more pussy than you blitz.

I love Germany. Is it cheating if you werent officially dating?

use my logic...

if you havent sat down for dinner with her parents more than three times, its never cheating.

nothing but a gentlemen

well hey, if you're not stupid and dont get caught, then she never knows, and everybody is happy, right?

i have the rest of my life to care about a real relationship, ive realized that shit is overrated while you're still in school and aslong as that new freshman class comes in every year..

CoMaToSe 12-23-2006 04:59 PM

^^w00t for all the above. guilt = flushed


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